Okay, it's a nude beach; everyone looks. Yes, she was gorgeous, built, had amazing boobs... and pierced nipples! But did he have to stare? My husband was practically drooling - and he was getting a boner!

I poked him. He tried to look innocent. "What?"

"Oh, please! Do you like hers better than mine?" I squeezed my boobs. "Should I get mine pierced?"

"Uhhh..."

Two hung, tanned studs walked by. "Maybe I should ask them."

When I moved, he pulled me back, sucking one of my nipples into his mouth. Just like that, the Green-eyed Monster returned to its lair...