“Baby, I’m gonna eat your hairy puss. Eat it all. Yeah, part that bush with my tongue, then flick your winking star. You like that? Winking star? I came up with that. 

“And I’m plunging my tongue where no man has gone before. Then, I’m kissing those lips finer than the ones on your face. Slut, I bet your cunt drips all over my nose. Fuck, your clit’s—“

“Enough!”

I thrust my hands down and pinched his cheeks together so hard his lips puckered like a fish and his eyeballs popped forward. 

“Shut your dirty mouth and get to lickin’!”