Harrison, the hotel clerk, knocked on the manager's office door. "There's scammers in the lounge," he called, "promoting a pyramid scheme."

No answer. Opening up, he gasped to see his boss with her face between a maid's thighs. Marlena stopped long enough to snap, "I'm busy here!"

The maid, relaxing in Marlena's chair, glared at Harrison. "Get rid of them, or I'll spank you."

Harrison grinned. "In that case, I'll let them stay."

"If you don't get rid of them," she said through a moan, "I won't spank you."

Sporting a noticeable hard-on, Harrison replied solemnly, "Consider it done."