One man short for hubby’s poker night. Bob says you really need four players.

“Perhaps my lovely wife would like to join us.” Hubby says, with an almost sarcastic chuckle.

“Sure, why not. I’ll deal the cards.”

“So, little lady, what’s it going to be?” said Bob.

“Strip poker!”

Hubby almost spits his beer out. The shock on his face is priceless.

“Strip poker, you say. What are you going to bet?”

“All in.” I get the feeling tonight’s going to get quite interesting. Depends how you interpret “all in.”  Serves hubby right for laughing at me.