“Choose!”

“How? You are identical in every way!”

“Ah—that's all you know!”

Grinning in delight, off came the knickers, revealing their divergent honeypots, clashing like night and day.

“Feast your eyes—decide!”

“Is my naked clam your choix préféré? A quim that is delicate, and smooth as silk; subtle, and suggestive…”

“Or perhaps, for you, au naturel is the crème de la crème? A nest juicy and carnal, mysterious and lusty—this bushy slit will delight and excite you, unlike that lewd and smutty temptress!”

“Pfff—her indecent muff is flamboyant and shameless. Pick my glossy cherry, plush, and sleek!"

“Choose!”