Mom doesn't like her 'cause she sits and spreads her thighs. 

Dad doesn't like her 'cause she sucks my wallet dry. 

Friends don't like her 'cause she rubs on all the guys right before my jealous eyes. 

She's my bad, bad girlfriend, but I like her nonetheless 'cause it's my sheets where she'll choose to make her mess.

She'll strip me, spank me, settle on my shaft, suck my balls, flick my tip, then slurp me down her throat with her fingers in my ass. 

See horns or halo –doesn't matter– 'cause on her face my cum will splatter!