“You’re late home today darling.”

“Yes dear, it was John's last day.”

“I didn’t know he was leaving.”

“He’s not, just moving to head office.”

“Oh, did you give him a good send off.”

“It was just me and Sandra from accounts.”

“He must have been a bit disappointed.”

Watch and learn. “I managed to save the day.”

“Oh yes.”

“Put it this way, I can knock threesomes off my bucket list.”

“Ha-ha, what’s for dinner?”

See, men are stupid. Always tell them the truth, they’ll never believe you.

“Meatloaf.”

“Thank you darling, sounds delicious.”

Trust me, it was.