Mary and her bestie, Joanne, had finished the second bottle of Chablis when Mary sat up straight with an intense look. She was still single on this, her twenty-fifth birthday, and she asked the very married Joanne some frank questions in a tipsy voice.

"Good to know, and tell me, what expression does Tommy have when you're having sex?"

"Well, he has two actually. Most of the time he has a contorted face filled with lust, passion, and concentration. Other times he looks angry and fearsome."

"Oh? When?"

"Whenever he catches me cheating on him in our bed!"