She opened the door to see her neighbor, Pinocchio.

"I'm a real boy!"

"Oh really? Come in."

"I'm a real boy!"

She pulled off his shirt and saw his smooth wooden front.

"Lay down," and she pulled off his pants.

Like a Ken doll... there was nothing there.

"Are you a real boy, Pinocchio?"

"Yes!"

She grinned as his nose grew. She pulled off her dress and got down on her knees.

"Are you a real boy?"

"Yes."

His nose grew larger.

She straddled his face. "Are you a real boy?"

"YES!"

"Oh, my God. Lie to me. Lie, MORE!"