Hubby's making lunch while I'm sunning outside, topless, chatting to my favourite couple from the Swinger site.

“Ellie just sent me a picture of her husband teasing her nipples with an ice cube. Are you going to be a good boy and do the same?”

Seconds later, he’s here spinning ice cubes in a glass of juice theatrically. “Show me that picture.”

Happy to oblige.

“Fuck me, those tits are amazing.”

“Aren’t I a lucky girl to get to play with them tomorrow?”

“Also, because you have the best husband to cater to your every whim.”

“Yeah, that too.”