Weddings make me horny. So when he caught me sneaking a joint, I gave him an opening.

“Don’t tell on me?”

“I won’t,” he said, eyes twinkling boldly, “if you give me a kiss… and your panties.”

“Cheeky,” I murmured, and eagerly pulled his lips to mine.

“I should’ve asked for more,” he realized a few minutes later, when I handed him my damp underwear.

“Yes, you should have,” I teased, knowing he would follow as I walked away.