I am so freaking embarrassed!  Everytime I think about it, I get all red in the face. 

It might not be a big deal to you, but I am freaking fifty and my mother just casually mentioned how, when I was a teen, she and my dad could hear me masturbating!  OMG!

However, if you think that's bad, it gets worse.  How would you feel if your Mom told you they found it inspiring and would have sex while listening to me!  OMFG!

One finally indignity — she told me my masturbating is why I have a much younger brother!