I laughed when I opened the box. “A pumpkin butt plug?”

“You needed some new jewelry for the party.”

“Oh, I see! Me in my short little French maid outfit, dancing, playing pool..."

"Don't forget, playing Twister."

"Right - and no panties allowed, I’ll bet.”

He frowned. “No, that would take all the fun out of it!”

“Of course. And you’re wearing?”

“A giant hard-on, no doubt.”

I smiled. “And your ‘Scream’ mask… Wear your thin knit workout pants and no undies, and it’s a deal!”

He nodded. “I can do that. Let’s go, Punkin’ Butt, it’ll be fun!