Football season how I hate you.

You steal my man and I get no loving.

I wait until half time to make my move.

I walk in the room naked and yell, "Touchdown!"

I pull your cock out of your jogging pants.

And stroke you hard, then I straddle your lap,

Taking back what is mine in twelve minutes.

I ride you hard and deep, my pussy working your cum out.

We reach the end zone with minutes to spare.

Touchdown! Six points for the hometeam! 

Now back to the bedroom for me as the game resumes.