I’m lying here feeling tired and unwanted.  No energy, no buzz.

My goal in life is to keep her happy but all I can hear is the smack, “ow” of the paddle and noises of pleasure and pain.

I yearn to be part of their lovemaking, to bring those nipples to the peaks they deserve, to make her clit grow with lust and to dive below into the sweet folds of her sex, revelling in the juices I help to make.  I crave the darkness I find burrowing between her legs.

For goodness sake, buy some more batteries for me!