Every month, Karen mooned the neighbors, ran over cats, and did other naughty things. “If I could fuck my sister’s husband, the year would be perfect!” 

Cole showed up, naked and hard, rolled a pair of Karen’s stockings up his legs, and begged her to hump him. 

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Elle the Elf usually stuffed the stockings for Santa’s sleigh and was surprised when asked to fulfill a Christmas Wish. 

“Read this from the Naughty and Nice Gift List,” said Santa. 

“Karen gets to hump Cole in her stockings,” read Elle. 

“Put these glasses on.” 

“Karen gets a lump of coal…oh…”