He said the job would involve lots of oral. I took him at his word, thankful for the opportunity, but I was expecting the boss to talk to me while I took down everything he said.

In reality, it was I that had to take everything down, including my knickers. It was I that had to do all the oral work, and it was I that ended up swallowing his load, more times than I care to remember.

I should have realised something was amiss when Richard Tation interviewed me for the job.

I'll be more careful next time.