Whu-peesssh!

"Yow! What the fu-" Cupid cries, as my whip bites his buttocks.

"You brought me numbnuts, Cupid!" Kimmi flicks her wrist again. Whu-peesssh!

"Owwwwww! Damn it, woman! What do you want from me?" 

"I want a real man who always kisses me first, whispers porn in my ear, bites my neck, gropes my tits, spanks my ass, licks me raw, fucks me, balls deep, into the next century... and... LOVES MY CATS!"

"But, I used my longest arrow," he whines.

Kimmi rages, "It's not the length of your arrow, but how you use it, Cupid!"

Whu-peesssh!