He was under her desk.

"What do you mean, I have a bad connection?" she said, staring at his ass.

"It won't fit."

"I thought it was software," she said unbuttoning her blouse.

"No, it's hardware," he said turning around.

She spreads her legs, he grows hard.

"Is this software?" as she exposes her breast.

"Uh-huh."

"How about this? Software?" sliding her thong to the side.

"Yeeeessss."

"This? It's hardware?" pulling his cock out and sliding off her chair.

"Definitely, hardware."

"Would this be a good connection?" as she pushes him inside.

"YES!"

"Show me your hard drive!"

"Reformatting... NOW!"