'Surging testosterone heightens athletic performance. One way to bring about a surge? Sexual arousal.'

I stand before a herd of hulking, shirtless muscle men, their ravenous eyes feasting.

'These "performance assistants" will be on the sidelines and in the locker room, ready, waiting. Pre-game, halftime, subbed out, they are yours to use.'

'Now, the rules. You are forbidden to finish. Play with them, fuck them, have them serve you — but not to orgasm. In short, they are here to drive you wild — and keep you wild — for the game's duration.'

'And if we win? All restrictions lifted.'