"If you guess the title of this song, I'll eat your pussy every day for two years straight," Sir says as some old rock music plays on the radio.

I try to figure it out from the lyrics. It's impossible, so I give up after three failed attempts.

"It's time to educate yourself on good music instead of that crappy mainstream stuff you always have on," he chuckles.

Since my phone is connected to his car's Bluetooth, I search for "My Neck, My Back" and grin at his annoyed expression as it starts playing.

Lesson: Never mess with a brat!