But once in a while, we leave the bedroom, and I get to trot my hunk out to show him off in public.
Recently, we were at a department store, Vince picking out hot outfits for me to wear, and me picking out what would show off how sizzling hot he is. Holding up outfits against each other, touching each other in naughty places, and of course kissing every few minutes.
And suddenly, there was --.my mother! She was dressed conservatively sexy, but for some odd reason, she was picking out matronly dresses that make this curvy, shapely, still attractive 61-year-old woman look about 85.
Mom saw me kissing and being all flirty with Vince, and she pulled me aside, out of Vince’s being able to hear us.
“Isn’t this the same guy I saw you dancing with at your friend Lynn’s wedding?” mom asked.
“Yes, mom.”
“You guys left the wedding kind of early.”
“Yes!” I giggled, winking at Vince.
“You’d better be careful!” mom warned. “Guys like him want only one thing.”
“It’s not like that, mom.”
“Oh, really? Does he love you?”
“I don’t think so. But I don’t love him, either.”
“He just wants you for sex.”
“You don’t understand.”
“Oh,” mom laughed. “I think I do.”
“No, mom, you don’t! He’s not using me for sex. I’m using him for sex!”
Mom looked shocked.
“Oh, mom, he gives me the best orgasms I’ve ever had. I mean, like, knock me nearly unconscious with pure pleasure orgasms. And he can eat me and fuck me for hours and hours without either of us getting tired!”
Mom was momentarily speechless. Then she said, “He’s really that good?”
“Mmmm, yes!” I purred, as I thought back to how hard and deep he always fucks me.
“It’s your heritage, you know. From my side of the family.”
“Huh? What?” Now it was my turn to be a little bit shocked.
“You come from a long line of hot-blooded, impish Irish lasses. When I met your father….” Mom got this dreamy look in her eyes.
“Let’s just say, there’s a reason French men are famous as lovers.”
(Yes, my dad’s ancestry is French and my mom’s is Irish.)
“Italian men, too…” I smiled and looked at Vince.