I was a single and lonely woman in her mid-thirties who lived alone in a one-bedroomed flat in North London. It had been years since I had been in a relationship, and ages since I had any sex. My sex life was non-existent. 

One night when the rain pounded against the window, I had made myself a mug of tea and walked across the kitchen to the living room in my nightie and dressing gown. I turned on the TV and then sat down on the leather couch, taking a sip of black tea. 

Half an hour later, I was flicking through the channels on Sky and came across a porn channel of two girls and one guy naked and kissing. I was in two minds. Should I turn over? Or should I keep watching? I had to admit I was intrigued. So I continued to watch porn.

Ten minutes later, I was still watching. It brought back feelings that I hadn't felt for years. Not terrible ones, but good. Stirrings of sexual arousal in my groin. I felt my pussy begin to twitch. I placed my mug down on the coffee table and sat back and watched. Five minutes later, it was two absolutely gorgeous naked blonde girls laying on top of each other kissing and licking each other's wet shaven pussies. My pussy was throbbing now with excitement. The arousal grew stronger as the girls started moaning out loud with pleasure.

I took off my dressing gown and nightie and I saw that my vagina was soaking wet with arousal. I straddled the arm of the couch and began to rub my clit up and down on it as I continued to watch lesbian porn. I humped the couch more when the girls on screen began to grind their hot and wet pussies against each other's and moaning with pleasure. I let out a loud moan as I thrust harder and harder. It turned me on even more hearing the bed on screen creaking beneath them. I wanted that. I wanted to fuck those two lesbian pornstars and make them scream out. I humped harder and faster. The couch began to creak loudly as I humped it more and more. And then all of a sudden, my body began to tremble all over with pleasure as I cried out and my orgasm squirted out from my pussy all over the arm of the couch and began to run down the side. 

I was still amazingly horny as I watched more lesbian porn on the TV screen.

I gasped and moaned out and then suddenly my body went into spasms as my orgasm squirted out all over the place. I breathed heavily trying to catch my breath. That was truly amazing but I was still very horny! 

I stood up and went back through to the kitchen and opened up the fridge and saw an untouched homemade apple crumble in a low bowl. Very dirty thoughts came to mind. I smiled wickedly. I took it out of the fridge and took it through to the sitting room and placed it on the floor. I lowered myself on top of it and began to move my wet, horny pussy on it. The crumble felt so good against it. I glanced up and saw the gorgeous blonde porn stars going at it again and that made me even hornier as their pussies rubbed against each other's making me thrust across the crumble harder and faster until I cried out long and hard, squirting my orgasm all over it.

Man, that was hot and totally amazing! Wow! I was going to masturbate more often. I felt a lot happier now. Who knew that humping on a couch, with a cucumber, and a crumble to orgasm would be so amazing. I think I'll be masturbating a hell of a lot more often!