David's phone lit up with a reminder that read, 'Buy a gift for the Dirty Santa you dote'. 

David slurs, "Oh shite! That's Friday & it's already Tuesday". He hurriedly opens the browser on his phone and opens Amazon to search for what to get. 

The company mandate was to bring an alcohol-related gift to the exchange. He decides a wine bottle opener would be a good gift. He quickly browses some online reviews and finds that a brand called Rabbit is highly rated. He returns to his Amazon tab, conducts a search, adds one to his cart, and finishes the checkout process. 

Thursday evening arrives and the package has yet to show up. He gets an email saying that the delivery is delayed a day. 

"Shite! The party is tomorrow night!" 

David spends all day on Friday checking his emails hoping to see a delivery confirmation. Finally, at 16:52 he gets the email saying it's in his dropbox. He bolts out the door of the office to race home. 

He grabs the package out of his dropbox & races inside in a rush. He quickly discards the packaging and wraps it in the Christmas paper he'd set out before he left for work this morning, along with the "from" tag that has his name on it. Minutes later he is on his way back to work. 

When he arrives, the office holiday party is already in full swing. He quickly stashes his gift in the pile and begins to mingle. His work colleagues are unwinding like is only seen once or twice a year. 

At 20:00 the ten executive staff members all start to head toward the office set up for the Dirty Santa exchange. A lottery drawing is held for the gift selection order. 

Of the ten staff members, David gets one of the most coveted numbers, ten. Darlene gets nine, Sarah gets eight, and the other seven male staff members get the others. 

The exchange begins and some very expensive bottles of wine, Scotch, and bourbon are being opened and subsequently stolen. 

Picking seventh, Edward opts for a new package versus a steal and selects the package that David had brought. He opens it and David turns the deepest shade of red in embarrassment, knowing he's about to be fired. 

The packaging only has three words on the outside of it, "Lovense Nora Rabbit". He realizes in his drunken state he ordered the wrong item, and also didn't notice this in his rush to wrap it. 

His coworkers all look confused except Darlene, who gets an enormous smile. 

Edward asks, "David what is this"? 

Before he can answer Darlene pipes up, "Rabbit is a high-end wine bottle opener sir", and winks in David's direction. 

"Oh, okay. Thanks Darlene". 

Sarah selects a gift, a Jimmy Russell 70th Anniversary bottle of Wild Turkey 101. She's beaming and looks at Darlene, "Don't even think about it Dar". 

"Nah, I'm not interested in that". Darlene gets up and decides to steal the "bottle opener" from Edward. Edward's happy and grabs another gift. 

She sits back down in her chair facing David. 

David's face is now as red as the poinsettias around the office. He doesn't opt to steal, in case whoever he steals from decides that they want to steal the "bottle opener" from Darlene. David is perfectly happy with the shaker set he opens. 

As the Dirty Santa exchange ends, the staff all get up and leave to discuss their spoils, but David is rooted to his chair in shock. He looks up when he hears Darlene's voice and notices that her knees are apart. 

"So, you're gonna have to explain this gift choice to me," as she spreads her knees further. David now has a clear view of the tops of Darlene's holdup stockings and the light grey satin knickers she's wearing. 

"Uh, um. It's an honest mistake. Please don't tell Edward". 

Darlene stands, "I won't tell him, as long as you follow me to my office to discuss this". 

"If it helps me keep my job, yes ma'am". 

"Let's go". They walk down the hall and Darlene ushers him into her office. The nameplate title on the door says, 'Executive Assistants Manager'. Darlene closes the door behind him, and he hears the deafening sound of the deadbolt's thud. 

"David explain". He stumbles explaining himself over the next ten minutes trying to save his career. The entire time Darlene is subtly running her fingertips over the package she'd set on her desk. 

"Well, that is an interesting tale". Darlene turns and sits down on the oversized leather chair behind her desk. "As you know, this company has a no fraternization policy. However, that tends to sometimes be overlooked for instances that occur at the holiday parties". 

David gulps hard as Darlene is now sitting in her chair with her legs spread wide. Her light grey knickers now have a noticeable dark grey patch. "Yes ma'am". 

"I'm glad that we have an understanding. Now, open this box and show me how desperate you are to keep your job". 

"Yes ma'am". David thinks to himself, 'I hope that it comes pre-charged'. 

He gets the Nora out of the box, kneels in front of Darlene, presses the control button, and the toy surges to life. 

"Very good. Now, let's see if your bottle opener is good enough to make me cum without taking off my panties". 

David nods and begins to tease her along the edge of her knickers. As her moans and breathing get more ragged, he begins to drag it over her pussy. 

"FUUUUUCCCCKKK, make me cum". 

"Yes ma'am". He moves the toy directly over her clit and presses it hard. 

Darlene screams, "FUCK YES, MAKE ME CUM"! David can see the outline of her pussy pulsing beneath the toy and the entire front of her knickers are now a dark grey". 

"Oh my. I haven't squirted in so long. I think we're on for a long night".