Hannah’s insufferably girly script stared at me from the slip of paper in my hand. There was only one word on it.

Logan

Followed by a heart with a toothy smiley-face in it which I couldn’t easily look away from. It was the eyes. They were following me when I moved the paper around in my hand, like those of a haunted painting.

Ugh. I gave the back of Hannah’s head another glare and, for the hundredth time, mentally repeated the argument we’ve had over and over this last month. Only this time I won and ended up happily going to IKEA to buy some scented candles like I had originally planned instead of caving and going… well, caving with Hannah and her entourage on the occasion of her 23rd birthday in a “Party Cave” (which, Hannah reassured me repeatedly, was not a euphemism for a certain body orifice but a trendy party location some fifty miles north in the hills which she had booked for that night).

My aunt Mel, Hannah’s mom, had pleaded with me. She was worried for her wild child of a daughter – who was not a child child any more (at least legally speaking) – and I was so responsible and mature and could I please just go to the party to keep an eye or two on Hannah for her and I was literally the only person on this whole planet who could help her out and so on and so forth.

Mel was the kind of person you couldn’t say ‘no’ to without feeling guilty about having made her sad. It was a quality she had passed on to Hannah, except that Hannah had weaponized that shit. Hannah already somehow managed to make you feel guilty if you didn’t enthusiastically say ‘yes!’ to all of her suggestions right away.

Still, being so mature with full 29 years under my belt and having been subjected to my cousin’s (and aunt’s) psychological warfare for decades already, I had stood my ground for quite some time. Five weeks, to be exact.

“But it’s going to be so much fun, Peepee!” Hannah had repeated over and over until the most offensive word in the sentence wasn’t the nickname-atrocity she had made of my real name (Piper), but the word ‘fun’.

We were spending a day and a night in a goddamn cave. Under a mountain. Like the dwarves in Moria, and we all know how that ended, didn’t we?

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming…. through the main entrance because there’s no emergency exit in this cave.

Fun. So. Much. Fun.

I mean, yes, the "Party Cave" was furnished and stocked, equipped with all the necessary amenities because it served as a location for social events such as this one quite frequently, so while there was still plenty of natural cave-ness to it, it wasn’t exactly a dirty hole in the ground and the likelihood of encountering Balrogs was, frankly, very small. There were natural pools full of crystal clear mountain water that painted shivering bands of reflected and refracted light onto the cave walls, stalactites and stalagmites around them, which was indeed very pretty to look at. There were steaming hot springs and vast domed halls with amazing acoustics and everything, and not a single bar of reception on your cell phone – an unforgettable location for one’s birthday for sure.

It almost made me forget how I was ever so slight (read: very) claustrophobic and generally didn’t do too well thinking about how there were millions of metric tons of porous soil, stone and earth with several more millions of tons of timber perched precariously above us, and definitely not as many millions of cubic tons of breathable air down here with us. I was also not a fan of bats (or, more specifically, of rabies and/or histoplasmosis – yes, I googled that), spiders, pill bugs and all the other millions of creepy crawly critters, both seen and unseen, whose domestic peace Hannah’s party was disrupting.

Most certainly, the creepiest, crawliest critters were the guys Hannah had invited to her party, though. And - lucky me! - I’d get to bunk up with them in one of the “sleeping nooks”, because pairing random strangers up to spend the night uncomfortably closely together was Hannah’s idea of “fun”.

My critter of choice was Logan, apparently.

Was it just me or did the smiley in the heart look a lot like Pennywise?

I mean – speaking of Pennywise – I should probably be glad I hadn’t drawn Mitch from the hat. Or Brent, for that matter (shudder). But Logan was also a complete stranger in whose uncomfortably close proximity I didn’t really want to spend the night. If I were a lucky person, I would’ve ended up with Kayleigh, or Soo-Lin, or any of the handful of other girls.

But no. Logan.

He caught my eye over the hubbub of Mackenzie revealing that she’d pulled Jackson out of the hat – the girls were location-appropriately making noises that came close to bat frequency, and I winced – and grinned into his bottle of beer.

That grin made him look five years younger than he was – therefore he landed on roughly 16. Good grief. I wondered if he had finished kindergarten yet, and exactly when I had become an adult-y sort of adult who wanted people off her damn lawn.

For reasons unknown to me, Hannah had thought it necessary to invite a dozen kids. Maybe that was just the veritable Methusela in me talking but even Hannah seemed positively pubertal to me – and then she surrounded herself (and, by virtue of invitation/coercion, me) with boys and girls who were two, three years younger than even her…? Made me wonder whether she was trying to compensate for something.

In any case, I felt like the only grown-up at summer camp, if summer camp had a mini-bar.

Granted, all the boys of said summer camp, including my designated sleeping nook partner, were taller than me by six to twelve inches, wide enough in the shoulders to be forced to enter this cave sideways, and weighed about fifty to a hundred pounds more than me. Which begged the question how I could possibly honor Aunt Mel’s request and do something in the (likely) event that any of them did something really stupid.

I had a brief idea of stripping naked in front of them, thereby bringing the brawl to a comical screeching halt. Yeah, right. I sipped on my own beverage and smiled to myself.

As the evening progressed (at a crawl, accompanied by music that was too loud in these acoustics and forced you to yell and repeat your words all the damn time, and alcoholic beverages that were either too thin or too sweet for my taste), the host and guests started to become shouty for no reason other than their being drunk, and the cringey party games began.

That was when I finally reached my limit.

Between twister and beer pong to the beat of some current R’n’B-Pop-star whose name I didn’t know, I extricated myself from Sarah (a newly minted political science student who was totally into ‘edgy things’ (Ayn Rand, disestablishmentarianism) and the music of ‘my’ generation (Dishwalla, Eels)), went to get my overnight bag from where we had stashed all our stuff and headed into the showers. They were functional if a bit drafty, and too small for comfort. I may have left the door unlocked and a little ajar as I quickly cleaned up, changed into my nightclothes, brushed and flossed my teeth, and then found myself the sleeping nook that was farthest away from the party and closest to the nearest exit.

Let them figure out where I went.

The nooks were basically additional little caves carved into the main cave structure and equipped with a large, heavy curtain in place of a door – and bunks that could’ve passed as bookshelves.

Seriously, this party cave had a goddamned high-end Bluetooth stereo system. Why were the beds little 175x40cm chipboards, screwed to a hollow in the cave wall, with barely one-inch-thick mattresses on them? Did they get them from an Alcatraz yard sale or something?

The lower bunk was installed at knee height, the upper at shoulder height. The space between them – i.e. the breathing room for the person in the lower bunk – seemed ridiculously small to me (or maybe that was just my claustrophobia talking). Meanwhile, there was no obvious way to get onto the top bunk, except by stepping onto the lower one and hoisting yourself up on like you’d jump on a horse’s back without a saddle. Conversely, there was also no obvious way to get down again, except for jumping down onto the pitch-dark cave floor and hoping for the best, I supposed.

I regarded both bunks by the dim light of my cellphone’s glow – because there were also no lamps – and chewed my lip. I didn’t want to be boxed in, and I really didn’t want Logan’s 170 pounds balanced on a flimsy piece of driftwood above me, but I also didn’t want to be stuck on the top bunk. If I fell off, it’d be a good sight more awful if it was from the top.

It was choosing between cholera and the plague and I wished I could turn back time and bring my sleeping back and yoga mat - or, you know, just call aunt Mel and Hannah last minute and pretend I had caught some awful stomach bug and couldn’t come caving with the kids due to projectile vomiting and bloody diarrhea.

I sighed wistfully and chose the bottom bunk, curled up and tried to ignore the slightly musty smell of the sheet and the way the blanket always left one foot cold. I closed my eyes and let my mind drift.

Or I tried to.

I caught myself listening to the music that vibrated eerily through the cave system, and to the steady creak of the mattress below me caused by the rise and fall of my own ribcage. I sighed and huffed, tossed and turned, boxed the too-limp pillow and ended up glaring at the underside of the bunk above me with an annoyance-induced headache pulsing between my eyebrows. My shoulders and neck felt like there was a too-taunt piano wire running through them. The air felt so tight against my face, it made me nervous.

Luckily, it occurred to me, there was a cure for headaches, tension and sleeplessness.

So I turned onto my back and got as comfortable as possible, then let my legs fall open just a little, nudging my mind into a certain direction.

Years of doing this practically every night before bed like a ritual had primed my brain. I barely had to recall a feeling, a touch, a look, an idea I had in the past few days, and the gentle heat began to stir and rise. I slid a hand into my panties and touched myself right there, just once. My pussy clenched once in response, waking up quickly. I focused on my breath.

Alright. I was in a cave. I could work with that.

Cave.

Caves had… cavemen.

Cavemen fighting for the last female they had caught – me.

I smiled into the darkness. Silly, but also… kinda hot.

I could imagine myself having been dragged into this cave by the ankle by a hulking, hairy guy with flinty eyes – oh, the eyes were so important – only to be surrounded by a handful of other men. They communicated with aggressive grunts and menacing body language. Loincloths came off as they apparently compared cock sizes.

I bit my lip and stifled another smile, huffing a laugh through my nose. 

I would get up from where my first captor had deposited me and walk right into their midst, quickly shedding my own clothing as I went.

No need to fight, boys. There’s enough of me for everyone.

The tallest of them would step forward first, touching my hair. I would turn to him, only to whirl around when another touched my lower back, and then my shoulder, and my ass, and my flank, and my tits…

I sighed silently. Many hands touching me, many bodies pressing into mine – eventually, many mouths nipping and kissing my skin, hot breaths tickling the fine hairs on my neck – was a recurring motif. Usually, those hands were not gentle but rough and big and sure. They grabbed firm hold and squeezed and slapped and pulled and pushed me.

I slid a hand underneath my sleepshirt and grabbed my left boob, hard, then pinched and twisted the nipple between my thumb and index, just a little painfully. My cavemen would bite me there, I was sure, and they would suck so vigorously my skin would be mottled with red marks… My mouth fell open on a soundless moan.

And the curtain of the sleeping nook slid to the side and the dim glow of a cellphone display illuminated the bolt hole. Logan shuffled in and pulled the curtain shut behind him.

I quickly turned my head on my pillow so my face was toward the cave wall and lay absolutely still – except that my heart was hammering loudly enough to drown out the beat from the music still thumping through the cave, and that I was breathing way too hard. Shit. Shit shit shit. Was the blanket thick enough to conceal the fact that my knees were splayed wide, one hand was on my tit and the other in my panties? God. Embarrassing. Despite the cool air, sweat was breaking out on my upper lip.

Mouth dry as a desert, I tried to listen for Logan through the panicked beat of my pulse. He lurched around in the half-dark just as I had a couple of hours before – except that he was probably a bit more drunk than I was – and deposited his overnight bag somewhere near the wall with a dull thump. Through my eyelashes and behind my closed eyelids I registered the way his phone light swung around this way and that, skimming over my body and then away. Eventually, he stood right by our bunks – a cloud of shower smell wafted over me – rummaged around on top with the pillow, blanket and sheets, and then hopped and pulled himself up with a low grunt of effort.

The bunk creaked under his shifting weight and I swallowed nervously, momentarily doubting the wisdom of picking the bottom bunk after all. Then again, if someone had died a horrible bunk-squashing death in this cave before, the yelp reviews wouldn’t have been that good, surely? And bigger people must’ve spent the night here already, too. Logan wasn’t fat or anything, just--- tall, wide and heavy because all those muscles had a certain weight.

My sleeping nook partner audibly arranged his body on the narrow cot above me for quite some time. I didn’t envy him. The bed was almost too small for me, and I was basically a standard-sized human being. Then again, young whippersnapper that he was, he could probably sleep on a spiral staircase and wake up well-rested and fresh as a flower.  

Finally, after a couple of minutes, he stilled and silence fell in our little nook. Only the party sounds that went on and on and on could be heard.

I dared to turn onto my side and take my hand off my boob even though I kept cupping my pussy with the other for sensitivity reasons. I closed my eyes and tried to find a way to relax in spite of the presence of my newly acquired upstairs neighbor-with-the-shittiest-timing and the way I thought I could hear him breathing.

“So,” his voice suddenly rang out from above, so loud and rich and seemingly close in the echoing cavern that I flinched violently. “You gonna finish? Or, like, should I wait for you…? We can finish together if you want. Y’know, I can hold back for quite a long time.”

I stupidly held my breath for several long seconds – as if he’d think I was sleeping if I didn’t make a sound. Gosh, this night was bringing out the very best and brightest in me, wasn’t it?

Eventually, I exhaled explosively. Actually, fuck this night. Fuck this day, and this night, and this guy. Starting tomorrow, I vowed to myself, I would avoid Hannah and aunt Mel for the rest of my life, and any of these crazy party kids by default.

“What’re you talking about?” I all but growled. My voice was already deep and rough with sleep even though I hadn’t slept a wink yet, and my words slurred a little, contributing nicely to the general attitude I was trying to convey. I actually sounded like his noisy ass had just woken me up.

Logan huffed a laugh. “You know ‘what’, Peepee.”

I rolled my eyes at the nickname and his lame attempt to goad me with it – like he could hold a candle to Hannah in that department. Amateur.

“Go the fuck to sleep, Logan.” 

“I can’t,” he drawled and audibly shuffled around, stretching his body out on the too-small cot. “I got a boner.”

Ugh.

“Fascinating,” I replied drily. “I’m sure it’s happened to you before. It’ll go away soon.”

“So long as I can smell your pussy from up here, it won’t.”

My eyes and mouth flew open as a heated flush shot through me and into my cheeks.

Wow. What a douche!

“Breathe through your mouth, then?” I suggested testily. “Like you do every day.”

That made him laugh, which intensified the warmth in my cheeks for no apparent reason. Using his noisy guffawing as a cover, I pulled my fingers out from between my legs and surreptitiously brought them to my nose.

Well. Uhm. There was definitely a smell. The usual, really. It wasn’t exactly perfume, but it wasn’t rank and fishy, either. And it certainly wasn’t poignant and intense enough to carry through several feet of earth-and-stone-and-salt-scented mountain cave air. Logan, I decided, was just egging me on.

Logan stirred above me and suddenly his voice rang out even louder. “You’re smelling your fingers right now, aren’t you?” he chuckled as he poked his head over the edge of the bunk.

His voice in the almost pitch-dark, right behind and above me, so loud- I whirled and pressed myself against the cavern wall and suddenly couldn’t breathe from claustrophobia.

“Get the hell away from me!” I hollered and was shocked how loud and high-pitched my voice was.

To his credit, he immediately retreated again as if I had slapped him. “Alright! Alright. No worries. I’m staying right up here. Not going anywhere. No look, no touch. That’s fair enough.”

All was quiet after that for a bit, except for the muffled noises of the continuing party somewhere down-cave, and the sound of my own blood rushing through my head at elevated speed after that short lapse in judgment and general sense-making. God, Piper, you chicken. Hannah was right, you’re a paranoid worrywart. I grimaced in distaste at that realization.

“Seriously, though,” Logan started again just as I was starting to relax again, voice much softer and sounding just a little cautious, like he absolutely knew how much he had rattled me. “D’you mind if I take care of this?”

This being, apparently, his non-flagging erection.

I heaved a long-suffering sigh, quietly grateful for his consideration, awkward as it may have been. Maybe there was something salvageable underneath all that douchey-ness.

“I mean, you could just go to the bathroom like a normal person…?” I suggested

“I could,” he said and nothing more. I rolled my eyes again, and rolled them hard. I remembered being 13 and thinking that interpreting the semantics but ignoring the pragmatics of a question was somehow cool, too.

“Look, I’ll give you some privacy-“ I began and made to get up off my bunk. Might as well take an early toilet break, maybe change my panty liner, wash my hands and generally freshen up while I was there and he could, uh, finish what he’d started, and then I could come back and act like none of this had happened and we could (pretend to) sleep for five miserable hours and finally go home.

“I’d rather you wouldn’t,” he interrupted me.

Again my mouth dropped open. The nerve of kids these days!

“You mean,” I drawled, “you want an audience, and you don’t really care that your audience is really not into-“

“Oh, I do care very much about my audience and what they’re into,” he said.

I heard something rustle, punctuated by the creak of the mattress. That better not be the sound of your underwear sliding down, boyo.

Then again, what did I care? I was reasonably certain that he would stay put exactly were he was after my earlier freak-out, plus I was basically already on my way to the toilet. I just needed to de-tangle my legs and the blanket and-

“Would you tell me what you were thinking about?” he asked. There was a curious evenness to his tone of voice all of a sudden that stopped me in my tracks.

When I didn’t react – too stunned – he added a small “please?”, obviously not really used to the word.

“Are you… really just asking me what I’m masturbating to?” I clarified, suddenly feeling defensive. And overheated, but mostly defensive. The idea that he was recording this conversation on his phone crossed my mind.

“Yes.” He gave a sigh and I had the strong suspicion that that was the sound he made when he finally wrapped his hand around his cock. “Yes, I am.”

The most intelligent reply that came to me that instance was “Why?”

“Are you kidding me?” Logan asked, deadpan. “It’s fucking hot. Knowing what gets a girl wet? Hearing her say it? Fuck. Miles better than porn.”

“Really.” I was doubtful. And suddenly intensely dry-mouthed, too. And I was still leaving. I was. Good as gone.

“Really really,” he assured me.

Silence.

“So?” he prompted.

“I-“ My voice dried up and I cleared my throat, embarrassed about the situation for no good reason. After all, we were both adults (one more so than the other), we’d never cross paths again after tonight (if I had any say in it) and nothing at all had happened yet.

I mean, nothing had happened, scratch the ‘yet’. Nothing would happen, at all, ever. I’d sooner change my legal name from Piper to Peepee than tell him about my caveman fantasy, that much was clear.

“I’ll just leave you to it, I think,” I mumbled and swung my legs out of the bunk.

“Mine’s massages,” he all but blurted, stopping me in my tracks yet again.

Okay, not what I had expected. He sounded sincere enough, too. And desperate.

“Sensual massages and such, with oil and lotion and shit. Like, I know most people think that’s girly. Even pornhub thinks that that’s for women.” He coughed, clearly a little embarrassed. “I just think it’s hot.”

“Sensual massages,” I repeated and nodded to myself. “I mean, yeah. That’s…” Definitely not a turn-off. “Yeah.” I had nothing.

“I don’t even care who’s massaging who and who’s getting massaged,” he went on. “Guy stroking girl. Girl stroking guy. Girl stroking girl… Guy stroking guy… Doesn’t matter, so long as there’s hands and skin and plenty of oil and lube.”

“Okay,” was all I could come up with. I was suddenly very certain that Logan was really quite drunk, and that I was taking advantage of him just by letting him talk. So I spoke up - “Logan, uh, you shouldn’t-,” but he didn’t hear me or ignored me.

“Best to start with the upper body…”

I couldn’t help but imagine his hands roaming up to his own wide – naked – chest and rubbing it. Suddenly, the party noises were quite annoying indeed. If it were quieter, maybe I could hear that whisper of skin against skin…

“Nice long strokes down the pecs and belly, and up to the shoulders and down the sides…” He trailed off and made a low humming noise, a luxurious sound that made me bite my lip because it tickled at my neck.

“Maybe give the nipples some attention…”

Oh, he was definitely touching himself. Pinching his own nipples right now.

Faintly, I wondered whether men liked their nipples pinched as hard as women did.

Or as I did, in any case.

I shook my head, trying to shake the inappropriate nonsense loose. “Logan-“ I said, but my voice came out somewhat hoarse.

“Yes,” he said, but I couldn’t tell if he was responding to his own name, or just encouraging himself – or the fantasy person that was currently giving him a massage, whoever they were.

“You’re drunk and I should-“ I started, but he interrupted me again.

“Hottest thing ever would be to get a massage from three people at once,” he said, his words more quiet and more agitated now. “Two to hold down my arms and legs and one to touch… hah…”

A whispered “fuck” slipped from my lips. This was surreal. Parts of me tingled in time with the creak of his bunk, no doubt caused by the pumping of his hips into his fist, and heat suffused my chest and cheeks as thoughts rose, unbidden and wild, featuring a very naked, very helpless Logan, skin glistening and twitching as he strained against the ministrations of three pairs of hands.

Three people, huh? All women? Men? Alien monsters that are bigger and stronger than him?

Does he get off on the same general idea as me with my caveman gangbang?

Does the idea of being smaller and at someone’s mercy get him off, too?

Logan groaned low as, apparently, another thought occurred to him and he blurted his words again. “Oh God, please… please, may I cum?”

“Not yet,” I heard myself say before I could think about it. I sank against the cave wall, suddenly feeling exhausted and woozy. My head was spinning. My back felt hot and sweaty against the cool stone. “Not yet, Logan.”

He exhaled shakily and the creaking of his cot quieted momentarily. He had stopped.

He had stopped jerking off because I said so.

Holy shit. Heat rolled through me in a wave at that realization.

I licked my lips and dug my fingers into my blankets as a drop of liquid spilled into my panties, a leftover from my caveman session earlier, surely. The feeling made me shiver all over.

“They…” I cleared my throat which felt strangled tight with tension. “They’re just teasing you, Logan. Barely touching you.”

There was a muffled moan. Maybe he was biting his fist. “Where?” he asked, then hurried to repeat, “Where?” as if he were afraid that I had gone away or wouldn’t answer him.

“Your thighs,” I told him. “The insides of your thighs.”

He warbled a moan.

“The crease of your hips.”

“Ah, fuck,” he hushed out and I heard the rustle of the blanket and sheets as his deliciously ticklish body jerked.

“The… the base of your cock.”

“Not the tip,” he almost whined, and I had to bite back a wicked smile. Fuck, this was so wrong.

“No, not the tip,” I confirmed.  “Not yet. They’re only touching you so gently.”

“Please.” He sounded heartbroken in the way only a desperate drunk man could.

“No.” I had never heard my voice sound like that. It was almost scary. “And slower.”

He panted through his nose like he was in pain and squirmed on his cot but I had no doubt that he was following my order no matter how much he had to fight himself to do it. Such a good boy.

“You said you could hold out for a long time, Logan,” I reminded him, feeling just a little bit evil.

“Fuck, please,” he repeated again, sounding very sorry indeed that he had been so cocky before.

“They want to see how long you can hold out,” I told him. “And how hard you can cum at the end of it.”

He moaned something about the ceiling from between clenched teeth, and after that, all he did was mewl curses and gibberish for quite some time. I kept reminding him where his imaginary masseurs were putting – and not putting – their hands, and how excruciatingly slow and gentle those hands were.

Stroking. Petting. Tapping. Barely grazing. I marveled at how each of these had its own soundtrack, how Logan’s moans and gasps and sighs changed depending on where I ordered his fingers to wander.

“How are you feeling, Logan?” I asked him after maybe ten, fifteen minutes. I was certain it felt a lot longer for him.

He choked out a miserable sort of laugh. “Please, may I cum?” he begged. “God, my balls are killing me, please…!”

I bit my tongue to keep myself from caving in all too quickly, and from breaking into hysterical, megalomaniacal giggles. 

To be fair, he begged so sweetly, it sent more heat to my core and my nipples, and he had been such a good boy. He deserved leniency.

However, the hours before that, he had been such a douchebag. And he had interrupted me. It was only fair to make him wait just a bit longer.

“You may not, Logan,” I said, and he groaned in displeasure. “But don’t you worry. They will take good care of your sore balls.”

He shuddered and moaned an “oh fuck” once he understood just what I wanted from him.

“They’ll massage them, nice and hard…”

“Please,” he gasped, and then his voice slipped into almost hilarious soprano. “Please?”

“Just a bit harder than that.”

“No, please-“

I bit my lip. “And they’ll take care of your prostate, too. They’ll massage that spot for you.”

“Ahh-oh, G—od!” He was really fighting now and it was the hottest goddamned thing I had ever heard.

“Are you going to cum, Logan?” I challenged. “Are you going to cum from stroking your balls?”

“Please!” he almost shouted and for a second I feared the others might hear him – and then I almost found myself hoping they would. They would think that I – boring “mature” wet blanket Piper – was showing this boy the time of his life behind the drawn curtain.

“Say it,” I demanded.

“I wanna cum from stroking my balls, please,” he pleaded. The visual of him on his bunk, bare from neck to knees, both hands clutched to his sac while his thick cock was lying neglected, fat and red and twitching, dripping pre-cum onto his stomach, was enough for another drop of juice into my panties. I knew I would only need to dip one finger between my legs to go over right along with him.

But not here. This was not about me. And I enjoyed the swollen, pulsing heat at my middle and how my heart raced and all my thoughts were light and fast. It was a rush. I didn’t want it to end, not for me, not yet.

“Do it,” I said, and listened with my eyes closed.

There was a heartbeat of silence, an inhalation of breath, and then Logan groaned and grunted like his orgasm was sending him momentarily back through evolution, turning him back into something that was more animal than human, wild and raw and purely a slave to its bodily functions. It was glorious.  
 
Even after his moaning had stopped, he kept twitching and breathing audibly for quite some time. Occasionally, he would sniffle like he’d been crying, like he had spilled some tears in his ecstasy and was wiping them away. I couldn’t help the self-satisfied smile and the deep, warm glow of satisfaction that overtook my body when I heard him mumble ‘Jesus, fuck’ with a sort of unbelieving awe, followed by a deep, content sort of snore.

Apparently, I had worn the kid out, without laying a finger on him. I chuckled to myself.

Eventually, I got up and finally went to the bathroom as I had planned earlier. A bright-eyed Piper was staring back at me in the mirror. Her face was flushed and her hair was disheveled.

She looked like someone who’d had a good time with a caveman or two. I smirked at my reflection. As it turned out, caving was fun after all.


  
FIN

Hello! Thanks for reading this ridiculous little short story!
I’m currently spending a lot of time in the lower bunk of a bunk bed in a room that has distinctly cave-like characteristics (think cold and drafty with bathroom acoustics), reading an unhealthy amount of alpha male romance novels (don't judge me, a girl needs to get warm somehow) – et violà! Inspiration! Hope you liked it, even though I didn't go right for the low-hanging fruit...
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