I was soaked to the skin. To myself I cussed the driver and was angry at what had happened. I was surprised when the car stopped and the driver got out and returned to me. It was a good looking young woman.
"I`m terribly sorry," she said. "You look very wet. Can I give you a lift and take you to where you can dry out?"
"You could, but I'm so wet I'd spoil your car's upholstery."
"You won't. The upholstery is leather which won't be damaged so get in. Where can I take you?"
"I live in the village ahead," I told her and sat in her car.
"I should have seen that water," she said. "It was entirely my fault. Im Hazel, by the way."
When we arrived at my bungalow I asked her if she would like to come in and have a cup of tea or cofee. She said she would and would prefer tea. I could go and dry off while she had it. She came in and I switched on the kettle and put tea bags in my teapot. Ileft her and went to my bathroom and removed all my clothes and dried off with towels, not having closed the door.
I was still naked when a scream came from the kitchen. Fearing something terrible had happened I rushed out, just as I was, I found Hazel standing there quite unharmed. She said she had dropped the full teapot (luckily it is a metal one) on to the tiled floor.
"I thought something terrible had happened. Goodness, I must apologise for being naked. I was in such a hurry I didn`t stop to put anything on. I`ll go and get dressed."
"Please don't because I wasn't shocked. I've always wanted to see a naked man and now I have. For some years I lived with my brother until he recently married and I cofess that I would have liked to see him with no clothes on but I could hardly ask my brother to show himself, naked, to me. Another confession I would like to make is that I buy sex films and I`ve seen naked men in them but now I have seen one in the flesh and I like it very much."
"I also watch sex films on my computer and like seeing the naked girls in them. You are now seeing me naked. I'd like to see you naked, Hazel."
"I'm not sure about that. It would be dangerous for me to be nude while you are still naked."
"Don't worry. I promise I would behave and not try to have sex with you," I said.
"In that case I'll take a chance and undress, but where?"
"Why not here, in the kitchen?"
"All right.