Up in the morning surprise surprise

Coffee is brewing and opening her eyes

It takes an hour to bathe and stretch

Music colors the room and mixes with flesh

Our news might cause a laugh or joke

Or maybe just a mournful choke

Dressed and prim, inspected she pouts

Off to work, out, out, out

Goodbye sleepyheads and off to work

Where there's a big fat ugly jerk

Put a happy face on it and rise

The day goes by

To get home to silence and a view

Of happiness so pure and true

In her bed she plays and takes him best

Then closes her eyes and gets some rest