It is black and rectangular
With buttons amass
Some have numbers
And some can spell ass
It might be a best friend
Or maybe a man
Could be a woman
Just depends on the fan
It leads to a place
To chat and have fun
Some tease and flirt
And then are all done
Others want sex
And just a quick cum
It’s amusing to watch
All so very ho-hum
Then there are friends
They’re the sun light
Holding your hand
And giving you might
Sharing the giggles
Or wiping the tears
They’ll give you some wine
And squash all your fears
They’ll bang out some words
To say the bitch whored
They know you are more
Than just a stupid keyboard