You must wonder why any dame
Would want to watch a soccer game.
Balls shot at the net
Got our pussies wet.
As guys pulled off their shirts, we came.

When compared to rugby, it’s tame.
But it’s called the beautiful game
Because players are so buff
As they show off their stuff.
Our passions they’re sure to inflame.

Soccer players are ever so polite.
Their cute, little buns are so tight.
Now a girl respects
A guy with big pecs.
But bulges in their shorts will delight.

It’s on their bodies we’d pounce
When we see their balls bounce
In the net or in touch
Our pussies we clutch
As their sexual prowess they flounce.

But there is just one little hitch.
On a football or a soccer pitch,
An athletic dude
Looks better off nude.
So c'mon guys, take off every stitch.