Here’s my sweet groom
And he’ll take me soon
To do the funny boom
In the coming honeymoon

We’ll go to the salt lagoon
And he’ll poke my heart to bloom
We’ll bed in the full of moon
Wish us a happy honeymoon

I’ll put my ring ’round his tool
To make it look like a loony toon
And sing in a romantic tune
I’m on a pleasant honeymoon

And if found by fortune's bless
A stolen loneliness
He'll make love in so many ways
To make it a success-
ful honeymoon