I am not fabulous

Although I can be

I do like glitter

When I was younger I used to wear it like kisses

The ones planted, not only on my lips, but all over my body

And I don’t wear lipstick

Except when I do

And I am not your fantasy girl

The married lesbian who

Might just

This once

Want to get it on with your dick

We won’t talk about the last guy who thought that

Nor what he said when I laughed at him

Or what happened after

So do not ask

I am not an angry girl

Except when I am

And I am not a pretty girl

Not all the time

Sometimes I like to wear dresses

And dress in all the colors of the rainbow

And sometimes I don’t

Just jeans and t-shirts

So I can blend in with the crowd

And sometimes I just want to hang out at home

With my cats

In sweatpants and a hoodie

And watch Disney movies

That is when I’m at my most fabulous

I could be your daughter

Your sister

Your waiter

Your doctor

I could be larger than life

Or too small to see

And you might never know

Just how fabulous I am

Except when I’m not