Why do people cheat?

Is it just by boredom

Or has their partner lost the heat?

Is it for the thrill of the hunt

Where a very select few women

Become a welcoming cunt?

It's not just men that go on this quest,

But women as well trying on for size.

Which cock's job does fit the best?

They swear you are their one and only.

And if you honestly believe that line, 

I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn near Coney.

Everyone here says they play just for fun.

All the while you're hoping this is your lucky day, 

And for awhile you will be his favorite honey bun.

What about the feelings you've both shared

When you thought you were the special one? 

They'll string you along, leaving you unprepared.

Remember, a leopard can't change his stripes.

So before you point your finger at someone, 

Go to the source before airing your gripes.