Recently, I was in line to get some coffee. The store was busy, and it caused people to be packed in like sardines. In front of me was a woman who appeared to be going to or returning from a gym workout based on her attire. She was wearing a very tight, revealing yoga outfit. It hugged her hips and separated the cheeks of her ass. She stood about 5’ 7” tall and weighed about 125 pounds. The tightness of her outfit showed that she had very little extra fat concealed. Her brown hair was pulled back into a ponytail.
She looked back and must have felt I was too close for her comfort. She said, “You get any closer, and you’ll have caused a rear-end collision.” Having noticed how tight her rear end was and being a smart ass naturally, I had an answer. “Who said that I couldn’t have already been able to collide with your rear bumper?” This drew a smile with the verbal spar, and she said, “Myrtle, someone’s perusing the sci-fi section again.” She then turned her body more towards me to get a better look at whom she was sparring. I looked her in the eyes and said, “Looks as if someone is afraid to go to the facts or fiction section to do their research.” This got a wide grin from her. Just then, the barista called her forward.
When I finished getting my order, I noticed that she hadn’t left. She had a big smile and introduced herself as Beverly. She asked me if I might like to join her outside at one of the tables.
We went outside and found a quiet place to sit. She was still laughing. “I haven’t had someone spar with me like that in quite a while. You have a quick mind, even if it has a great imagination.” This time, I laughed. “I enjoyed the sparring, too, but you diminish the body because of the mind. You haven’t checked out the fact or fiction section yet. I am sure that with your body, I can hold up my end of the conversation should you care to explore further.”
At this point, Beverly had a thoughtful expression on her face. “I want to find out whether you and it are genuine or bluster. I don’t have the time right now. Let’s meet on Friday night. If things go well, we’ll see how much else of my weekend is free.” We then exchanged contact information and went about the rest of our week.
We met for dinner at a local sushi restaurant that she frequented near her home.
She came dressed in a long black skirt that parted along her legs all the way up to her thighs. As she walked, her toned, muscular legs were plainly on display. She wore a white cotton, collared shirt that displayed that she was sans bra. The conversation seemed to flow freely, as did the Sake. It turns out that we were in the same general profession but on different sides of it. This made for a common interest but gentle ribbing.
Finally, the Sake started making Beverly bolder in her statements. The conversation returned to how we first met and how I was pretty forward in my comments. I told her she was very intolerant, considering how packed the place was around us. I was just trying to take her down a peg or two. She then asked me point blank if I had a cock big enough to take anyone's peg down.
I responded that if I showed her, there would be a rear-end collision, and she couldn’t stop. Her eyes glazed over, and she said, “You have, as you claim. There won’t be a rear-end collision. It will just slide right in.”
I left enough money on the table, and we quickly walked the two blocks to her condominium. As soon as the door closed, she turned towards me and grabbed my groin. “You don’t go further without packing some weight.” The sexual innuendo, along with her fashion selection, had had its desired effect. The genetics that I had been blessed, with had begun to make itself known. Looking into Beverly’s eyes I asked if it got me past the front door.
Looking into my eyes, she began taking off her blouse. Once undone, she allowed it to fall to the floor. She said, “It allows you to come to the second floor.”