It was a Friday night in late October and Melanie and I were preparing snacks for that night's poker game. Jake and I had been playing poker regularly with three of our closest buddies since we were all in college together. We were all married now, but we would still meet once or twice a month on a Friday or Saturday night to play cards and drink beer while catching up and ragging on each other. For some reason, our house had become the regular venue, probably simply because Mel and I had been the first to get married and buy our own place. It was traditionally strictly a boys night, with no ladies allowed to distract us from our poker. Melanie would usually go over the road to spend the evening with Jake's wife Sue, leaving when the first of the guys arrived.
However, tonight Melanie had other ideas.
“Can I play tonight?” she asked as we were preparing the finger foods for consumption during the mid-game break.
“You want to play poker?” I exclaimed in amazement. Melanie's only usual interest in poker was the strip variety!
“No, silly,” she replied, giving me her most dazzling smile. “I want to play with the poker players!”
“Oh,” I said, getting it now. “Well, as long as you confine your playing to the mid-game break and after the game, sure.”
“Thank you, darling,” she purred, throwing her arms around my neck and giving me a long, delicious, passionate kiss as she draped her soft and curvy body down my entire length.
“Why do I get the impression that you have something wicked in mind?” I asked with a grin.
“Because you know me so well,” she answered with a delightfully provocative wriggle of her hips.
“Are the boys going to have a particularly entertaining night, by any chance?” I enquired, fishing.
“I certainly hope so,” she said, turning back to the food preparation.
“What do you have in mind?” I probed again.
“Wait and see,” she replied. I could get nothing more from her on the subject after that.
The guys began to arrive around seven o'clock. First to arrive was Pete, a tall blond, shaggy-haired, good-looking guy I had known since high school. He had known Melanie almost as long as I had, and she greeted him at the door with a hug and a peck on the cheek, asking after his wife, Sylvie.
Jake arrived next, coming in through the back door as he usually did. Jake and Sue were in and out of our house all the time, coming and going as they pleased. Melanie greeted him by sticking her tongue down his throat as she usually did, causing Pete to ask why he didn't get the same treatment, so she Frenched him too, which brought a smile to his face.
Tom and Phil arrived together in the same car. Tom is a shortish, dark-haired guy, extremely fit, a swimmer and snowboarder, who was the last of our group to marry, having wed the lovely Amanda in May of this year.
Phil is of average height and build with mid-brown hair worn longish and a neatly trimmed moustache. He married his high-school sweetheart Dawn while we were still in college.
Mel greeted them with hugs, asked after the two girls, then disappeared into the bedroom, leaving us to get ourselves organized for the game.
I got everybody settled around the dining table with beers and a good supply of nuts. We settled on Seven-card Stud as the game for tonight and Jake dealt.
We had played five or six hands before my wife put in another appearance – but this was not a Melanie I had ever seen before!
Her long, straight, dark-brown hair had disappeared under a long, wavy blond wig. She usually wore very little make-up because she simply did not need it; this girl wore powder, rouge, heavy eye make-up with blue lids and long false eyelashes, with bright scarlet lipstick. Very tarty! But the best part was her outfit!
She was dressed as a French Maid. She wore a tiny black, short-sleeved dress, with a frilly white apron tied over the front, that was so short that it barely covered her rear, a small black mob cap with white lace trim, seamed black stockings, the tops of which peeked out below her radically short dress, and black, pointed-toe stilettos with six-inch heels.
She swept into the room, her long strides swaying the flared skirt of her dress so that it revealed tantalizing flashes of soft white extreme upper thigh above black stocking tops and garters as she walked. Halting at the table she greeted us with, “ Bonsoir, messieurs, I am Francine. Madame Melanie 'ave 'ired me to be your server tonight. She tell me to make sure you 'ave a good time.” Huge, dazzling smile. “Can I get you gentlemens a drink?”
I heard a mumbled, “Holy shit!” from Pete on my right before everybody eagerly accepted Francine's offer. She took their orders then walked through to the kitchen with her hips rolling sexily, which had the effect of flipping the hem of her skirt up slightly to reveal just a hint of the lower edge of her buttocks.
“I do believe she is not wearing any underwear,” Tom breathed as he turned in his chair to watch her walk away.
“I wouldn't be a bit surprised,” Jake said with a short laugh.
“Nah, she's probably wearing a thong,” Phil hazarded.
Francine/Melanie returned bearing a tray laden with drinks in her right hand and carrying a white bar towel over her left arm, sashaying in with that exaggerated hip roll, tray held high as if negotiating a crowded bar, stocking tops and garters flashing on her extremely long legs. She had worked as a waitress during our college years, so she had the requisite skills to look professional as she delivered our drinks with a flourish. She worked her way around the table, making a real performance of it, always placing the drink to someone on the far side of the table as she bent right over a man on her own side of the table. She would lean low so that the scooped neck of her dress would fall wide open as she did so, allowing the men on the far side of the table a clear view of her breasts swinging free, nipples brushing the fabric of the dress, hard and erect. Her position would simultaneously give the men on the same side of the table as herself a delightful view of her bare ass, with stocking tops held just below by silver-buckled garters, as the hem of her dress rose as she bent over. When everybody had been served, just to make sure that nobody had missed the view, she 'accidentally' let the bar towel fall from her arm as she walked towards the kitchen then bent from the waist to retrieve it, which caused the skirt to ride right up to her waist, flashing a full view of legs, unequivocally bare ass and bare pussy. She was, indeed, not wearing any underwear!
“Fuck me,” Phil whispered in awe from where he sat opposite me.
“No, fuck her,” Pete breathed back, then, remembering that this was my wife he was talking about, added, “Sorry, Nick.”
“Why are you apologizing to me?” I asked with a grin. “I have never seen Francine before in my life.”
That gave everybody a good laugh.
Francine re-emerged from the kitchen and walked through to the living room, shaking out her long, wavy, blonde hair and saying over her shoulder, “When you want more drinks, messieurs, just call for Francine.”
“Oh, you bet we will,” Pete told her.
Francine selected the sofa that faced the dining area as her seat, sitting and crossing her legs, making sure that the tiny dress rose right up as she did so, so that those of us fortunate enough to be facing in that direction would be constantly distracted by the sight of those long, black stocking-clad legs as we played poker.
The effect of all that exposed feminine flesh seemed to be to make all the guys very thirsty, as that round of beers disappeared almost immediately, and Francine was summoned to provide replacements within five minutes.
When she had returned with the new round of drinks and finished her sexy delivery performance, Francine paused and said, “Ah, je m'excuse, I forget, Madame Melanie ask me to give you somesing,” then produced a stack of tiny envelopes from a concealed pocket in her tiny uniform dress.
Reading the first envelope she asked, “ 'oo eez Pete?”
Pete held out his hand for the envelope.
Francine then went through her stack until each one of us held a tiny envelope.
“What is this?” Pete asked her.
“I not know, Madame Melanie, she not tell me,” Francine replied.
So we all tore our envelopes open. In each one was a Monopoly 'Get out of jail free' card. Each card had a hand-written message on the back from the man's wife. We each read our message aloud to the group.
Mine said simply 'Be very nice to Francine' in Mel's tiny, neat handwriting, with the 'very' heavily underlined.
Pete's said, 'Get a Queen-high flush. No penalties. Sylvie.'
Jake's said, 'A pair of Jacks should do it. Sue.'
Tom's said, 'You have a free hand tonight. Amanda.'
Phil's said, 'Have a good poke 'er night! Dawn.'
“What does it all mean?” Tom asked me.
“I think it means that Melanie has told your wives that she was bringing in Francine as the entertainment tonight and that they want you to enjoy yourselves,” I told him.
“You mean...” he queried with a nod of his head towards Francine.
“Yes. Whatever is on offer, pre-approved by our wives,” I confirmed.
“Jesus,” murmured Phil. “I can't believe that Dawn went for this, but I'm in.”
“Hopefully, we all will be,” Jake quipped.
“You think, er, Francine, is gonna do us all?” Pete asked in disbelief.
“Who knows?” I answered. “We will just have to wait and see. But she did say that Melanie told her to make sure that we all have a good time.”
“I'm up for it then,” Pete asserted. “I can't see me getting a free pass like this from Sylvie again, so I am going to make the most of it!”
“What, you mean drink lots of beer?” I teased him.
“Sure, Nick, of course that's what I meant,” he replied sarcastically.
“Let's get her to bring us another round then, lads,” Tom suggested. “I need something to calm my racing heart!”
We all laughed, but Jake waved Francine over and she served us again, but this time, when she bent over next to him to serve me my drink across the table, Tom slid his arm around her waist and pulled her on to his lap.
Francine squirmed prettily, grinding her ass over his rigid dick, and mock protested, “Oh, naughty m'sieur,” as Tom slid his hand up her skirt, She opened her legs just enough to let him get his hand between them, then stood abruptly before he could take it any further. Bending over, exposing that world-class ass again, she wagged an admonishing finger in his face and cautioned him, “Madame Melanie, she say Francine no distract les hommes vile zey play cartes. I 'ave everybody at break!”
With that she flounced back over to her sofa, sat down hard in a flurry of skirt and kicked her right leg high in the air as she crossed her legs, lifting the hem of her dress and giving all of the watching men an eyeful of bare, hairy blonde pussy.
“What do you think she meant by that?” Tom asked.
I shrugged. “Who knows?”
Our poker playing was very distracted from that point until around nine-thirty when we took our break!
We all adjourned to the living room and Francine fetched the snacks and beer from the kitchen as we all watched her flashing legs. She placed the snacks on the coffee table then moved around the group handing out beers. I noticed that every single one of my friends slid his hand under her skirt as she stood next to them, fondling her ass and slipping her some finger. There were no objections from Francine, who poured herself a large glass of white wine when she had finished serving the men.
Sitting down on the central sofa of the grouping of three white leather sofas, where she could be the centre of attention for the men scattered around the others, she quite deliberately hiked her dress above her waist, exposing about three miles of black stockinged leg and her delectable pussy surrounded by a dense thatch of silky, blonde pubic hair. I burst out laughing as I realized that my beautiful slut wife had used a comb-in dye to change her normal very dark pubic hair to blonde, just to make her impersonation complete. Although she had flashed her blonde pubes earlier she had been so in character that I had just accepted it without thinking about it. Now it amused the hell out of me!
“Francine entertain you now,” she told us. “Like zees,” she added, sliding the middle finger of her right hand deep into her mouth, sucking on it and moving it in and out for a few seconds. “ 'oo eez first?” she added in her deplorable French accent.
Pete bobbed off the sofa like a jack-in-the-box before anybody else could speak and strode over to stand in front of her, undoing his belt and unzipping his fly as he did so.
Staring up at him with her huge brown eyes, Francine slid her hand into his shorts and fished out his cock, before reaching over to the coffee table for a game timer that I had not noticed her bring in. She quickly set it for five minutes, then picked up Pete's average sized cock, which was now quite rigid, and popped it into her mouth. Again fixing him with that sexy brown-eyed stare she began gobbling his dick down, her cheeks hollowing out as she sucked, her hand pulling on the shaft and her lips sliding down to meet it.
I heard at least three men groan in excitement and anticipation as Francine removed her hand from Pete's cock and slowly, oh so slowly, slid her lips down the shaft of his cock until the entire length was engulfed in her mouth. Her head then started bobbing rhythmically in and out as she sucked hard on the way in and licked on the way out, soft lips, wet mouth and warm throat swallowing him whole.
“Christ, I am so horny my pants are strangling me,” Tom muttered.
We all watched entranced as Pete's cock started to throb in Francine's mouth after just four minutes of this treatment. She swallowed his whole load and was just tucking his dick back in his pants when the game timer alarm went off with its raucous clatter, making us all jump. Francine laughed at our startlement.
“ 'oo's next?” she asked.
I badly wanted it to be me, but I restrained myself to let my friends go ahead. Jake obviously had the same thought as he did not move.
Tom said, “I guess I am,” and walked over. He had his dick flopped out before he reached Francine, so all she had to do was open her mouth for him to slide it in.
I must admit that the sight of my wife's alter-ego behaving like a complete tart had me so turned on that I was having difficulty with my breathing.
Francine had already reset the timer, so she was ready to go. For Tom she went straight into full face-fuck mode, swallowing his cock right down immediately, then grabbing his buttocks with both hands and hauling his hips forward to drive his cock deep into her throat. Tom's dick was somewhat larger than average, probably a ten-incher, but Francine had no difficulty accommodating it as she sucked, slurped and gobbled on it for the full five minutes until the timer went off, at which point she let it fall from her mouth and immediately demanded, “Next,” as she reset the timer.
Phil was over there immediately, dick in hand, and he slid it expertly into Francine's waiting mouth without a pause. Another average size dick. Francine grabbed this one in her left hand, then proceeded to lick it from balls to helmet several times before sucking the whole thing down and resuming face-fuck mode. Phil pumped away hard and fast, driving deep into her throat each time, rapidly building speed until his pace was frantic, obviously intent on coming before the timer went off. He just made it, squirting down her throat just as the alarm sounded. As his cock slid from her mouth, Phil bent over and kissed Francine long and deep, then thanked her gratefully.
“You're up,” I said to Jake, giving him the nod.
“Thanks, buddy,” he replied as he walked over to Francine and slid his rigid member between her lips.
Francine nibbled gently on this one initially, staring up at Jake with an enigmatic smile on her face. Then she slid her mouth down and sucked his testicles into her mouth, sucking and licking for maybe fifteen seconds, before scooping his cock into her mouth and sucking hard. Jake grabbed the back of her blonde head and jacked his cock into her face until his balls were against her chin, then started pumping hard. Francine took the whole thing down her throat with each thrust, rubbing his balls as she did so. Jake didn't make it; he was just on the cusp when the timer went off. Francine gave him an evil grin as he pulled his cock from her mouth and Jake burst out laughing in spite of his severe case of blue balls.
“You now, m'sieur,” Francine told me with a nod.
I assumed the position but let her undo my belt and unzip me.
“Ah, m'sieur, zis eez 'uge,” she commented as she freed my cock. “C'est bon, I 'ave big appetite,” she added with a smile.
I let her do all the work, interested to see what Francine might come up with. What I got was a silky soft, slow, sensuous blowjob, with her slowly swallowing my entire cock each time like a sword-swallower, then sucking hard as she slid her tongue along the underside of my cock with each withdrawal. It was incredibly erotic, but time ran out on me, too.
Licking her lips lasciviously, Francine got to her feet and asked, “You all 'ave good time, no?”
There was a chorus of assent, which made her smile contentedly, and she said, “Good, Madame Melanie vill be 'appy viz me.