Normally, my RV (caravan) is set up in an upscale park. The park we were in was nice, but one of the 'permanent' residents wasn't so nice.
A gender-biased redneck with a big mouth comes to mind. It was a shame, because, as men go, he was actually rather good-looking. His mouth needed a brain to function properly. I tried to avoid him because I didn't need him to trigger my PTSD.
Unity and I liked to walk around the park early in the evening. The cooler air and the shade of the trees made for a pleasant walk. Most times, people would just stare. Not because I was holding hands with Unity, but because of the way I dressed and my prosthetics. Unity had started dressing more steampunk. I guess we gave them gossip material.
The park redneck probably wasn't actually paying attention to all of me. Yelled out, "HEY LESBOS, YOU TWO NEED TO BE FUCKED BY A REAL MAN."
When I turned around, Unity started pleading with me, "Deep breath, Miss, please. Maybe he's just jealous. Please, Miss."
With Unity in tow right behind me, I walked up to the man, grabbed his nuts, and said, "Are you the real man who's going to fuck me?"
I heard Unity whisper, "Oh, fuck."
I thought, Maybe she's right.
Another gulp. I backed him into his camping trailer, smiled, and said, "Come on, let's get to fucking me, Cher." Another gulp.
Unity will tell you my Cajun accent is cool, but I am not sure what Mr. Redneck was thinking.
I smiled and said, "Get your clothes off. I want to be fucked by a real man." Another gulp. I barked, "Get naked."