Not having really registered the aforementioned sound of flatware, I gazed in mild disappointment at the empty sheets next to me. I'd hoped my wife would still be asleep, but the cold and vacant sheets that would have otherwise been embracing her wonderful body seemed to dash my hopes of a romantic Father's Day morning tryst.
"Oh, did I wake you, honey? I'm so sorry. I wanted you to be able to sleep in this morning."
Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I happily rolled over to see Janet's smiling face. "It's okay," I said with a yawn. "I've got a bunch of things to do today anyway." Then I noticed the tray. "What's this, breakfast in bed?"
Janet sat next to me and caressed my chest. "Yes, it is. I thought you deserved something special for Father's Day." Janet beamed at me and slipped a piece of bacon into my mouth.
I munched the divinely tasty tidbit, savoring the delightfully wonderful flavor. "Oh wow, that's the real thing. I didn't think I'd ever see real, honest-to-god bacon again!" I was teasing of course, although Janet did watch my diet far more closely than I ever did.
"Well, it is Father's Day. I figured once a year wouldn't kill you. As for your plans for the day, yeah, they're not happening." Her blue eyes sparkled in anticipation and I knew she had some sort of surprise planned.
I finished the crunchy little bit of heaven and then took her hand in mine. "Okay girlie, spit it out. What's going through that devilish mind of yours?"
"You're a wonderful husband and terrific father and I wanted to give you the best gift I could. I could have bought you something, but I knew anything you really wanted you would have already bought and then it hit me, the perfect gift!"
As she spoke, Janet rose from the bed and let her cotton robe fall away, revealing her nude and incredibly sexy body. "So today my love, my wonderful man, I'm going to do all of those naughty things you're always wanting me to do but were afraid to ask." Janet pulled the covers away and smiled widely at the sight of my quickly expanding erection. "Mmm, I'd say I guessed right."
I'm not going to lie, I was as shocked as I was happy when she slid over me, and I cupped her very fine ass in my hands as we kissed. It was a terrific idea and I loved her for it, but I'm a father and I knew well that having pre-adolescent kids pretty much killed any chance of day time sex. "What about the kids, we can't just lock them out of the room.