A shaft of morning sunshine streamed through a gap in the curtains and crept across the bed until it found me and woke me from my slumbers. I stretched out and patted the duvet to see if I still had company.
The smooth female voice of our Home Analysis System floated around the room.
“Hello Murray, it is 6:30 on Wednesday the 30th of November, 2067; it is your national saint’s day, and all is well with the world. Kay left twenty-five minutes ago and my sensors report she is twelve minutes from her home. She met your wife on her journey, and both their wellness and sensual indicator levels suggest they kissed for a long time when they met.”
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There were times when nobody thought human life would survive, let alone live in this idyllic world. We didn’t have much warning about the meteorite; even then the authorities kept telling us it would be a near miss, maybe as close as 350,000 miles.
The Mud Ball, as it became known, came a lot closer; for two of three weeks, the night sky was ablaze with shooting stars, the brighter ones were even seen during the day. What wasn’t reported was the cocktail of viral infections. Somewhere in the mix of malevolent organisms, there had been a benevolent one.
Then the plagues started, the Black Death had nothing on some of these. Human life struggled for a couple of years; as one virus was conquered, another would rise to pre-eminence. It was said that two-thirds of the population might die.
Some people decided that if life was going to be short, they would enjoy it, they became known as the Die Happy’s. A lot of couples became swingers; either they would invite another couple over for dinner, then pair off. Then there were the swingers' parties, eight ‘til eights as they were called; twelve hours of fucking. They gave up using condoms, and gave up caring about gender; even ultra-straight guys knew what cock tasted like.
But, the DH’s didn’t die, they were the strongest and the fittest, the more they fucked, the healthier they became. The medical profession was baffled until, they isolated some virus that boosted the immune system. The more partners you had the more protection you had.
The space-borne infections went and so did some of the cursed diseases of the age. It thrived on Earth and brought the most unexpected side effect. Those infected by it became randy as hell, and the more sexual partners you had the better felt. In the end, the medics just told people to fuck themselves back to health.
At first, the religious orders were against it, but in time most of them started to reinterpret their treatises and a sexual revolution started. Without the threat of Aids, Syphilis or any other STD people just fucked. Gone were the stereotypes of heterosexual, gay or lesbian, you just fucked other people.
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My wife, Harriet, bound into the bedroom, tired, but buoyant. She had been to a coming of age party. The age of consent was still sixteen, but the newly legislated coming of age for promiscuity was seventeen and a half. She and her friends Mark and Dianne, together with, two other couples, a girlfriend of the lad’s big sister, (who he had always fancied), and her boyfriend, had patiently waited until the stroke of midnight then, were pounced on by a randy seventeen-year-old boy.
“What a dirty little spunk machine he was,” Harriet giggled and started to undress.
My wife stood beside the bed and stripped down to her knickers, then, slid them down a little and pulled out the anal plug holding her Snatch Catch in position between her legs. She lifted the boat-like metal bowl to her lips, and, let its contents slid into her mouth, rather like eating an oyster.
Harriet leant forward and kissed me letting some of the salty spunk ménage flow into my mouth.
“Thanks, honey, after Kay sucking me dry, I could do with the protein,” I smiled.
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I had gone with Harriet when she had her first sperm holder made; it was at a time when promiscuity was still a novelty. The windows of the shop were heavily tinted, and the walls had discreet posters of the different products; names like the Labiathan, Snatch Catch and Pussy Pouch, showed that some marketing people survived the plagues.
A laser would scan and create a 3D image of her upper thighs, bottom and pussy; then the personal prototype would be 3D printed. If she was okay with that after a couple of weeks, they would mould the metal version.
The technician suggested it would be best if Harriet was aroused before the scanning. He asked if he should do it or I would. I shrugged and gestured for him to carry on. He slid Harriet’s knickers off and pushed his face between her open legs; Harriet moaned softly. When he thought he had finished, he stood up.
“Is that all I get?” Harriet asked, gently rubbing the hard bulge in his trousers.
He looked to me again, again I shrugged. In a moment his prick was out and pushed up into my wife.
His female colleague lent over a bench, squirming as she surveyed the scene. I gently caressed her backside; she pushed back onto my hand. So I slid her skirt up; she turned and smiled at me. I pulled her knickers down a little, she had the type of device my wife was having made.
“May I?” I asked.
“I’d be disappointed if you didn’t,” she said.
I pulled the device back gently and the plug disengaged from her anus, it was coated in cum and let the cup drop into her knickers, that too was full of cum. My rubbed my erection against her wet pussy lips and pushed up.
“I mustn’t cum, it will upset the scan,” Harriet’s lover groaned and reluctantly pulled from my wife before he did. I had no such qualms; my sap rose and I let it spray into his colleague, she shuddered a bit as she felt my discharge. Then, I pushed the plug back into her anus and, hitched her knickers up again. My sperm would have to mix with all her lovers', but, I didn’t care.
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My wife straddled my face, the rest of the warm sticky semen ran like a lazy river from between her labia and dripped into my mouth. My mouth closed around her pussy and I sucked her clean. I was stiff, but I could tell she had had her fill the night before.
As it was my country's patron saint’s day, I wore my Highland garb; these days it was a joy to wear a kilt. As I stood on the subway, any number of hands slipped up under the hem to see if it was true that there was nothing under a Scotsman’s kilt. I didn’t disappoint them.