"Strawberry!" the Queen proclaimed. And it was so, for Cleaning Day belonged to the Queen.
In the cage, the hairy, horny, male glorp, trapped during the height of glorpdom’s rutting season, paced impatiently. His penis swung freely, looking for release. The Queen placed her foot on his cage.
"Fear not, my hirsute lover, relief is coming quickly," she said, "High noon tomorrow, in fact."
Glorps are named for the glorp-glorp-glorp sound made by the pulsating rush of the male’s semen during ejaculation. But glorps are best known for something special: the male’s edible sperm.
In humans, all the nutrients needed for the first hours of life are carried in the female’s egg. Sperm provides one sex chromosome, X or Y, plus twenty-two others, but that’s all; the male’s contribution is food-free.
Not so among the glorp. There, both sets of gametes carry the nutrients needed by the rapidly-developing young glorp. Glorpian sperm is much larger than the human. Further, Human semen is alkaline, and can taste awful. In glorps, the extra nutrients are sugars, so glorpian semen is slightly sweet. And that combination of sweetness and romance gives rise to a planet wide festival, a marvelous chaotic collision of a community fundraiser, Valentine’s Day, summer weddings, and a Bacchanalia rite.
The main event is simple enough: the Queen is naked. She is then covered in sweet glorpian sperm, and a team of beautiful women eat it off her. That’s it. But behind that simplicity hides a much larger ritual.
The Cleaning of the Queen is simple but needs a bit of an introduction.. First, using a bowl of fruit, a Queen’s Maid entices the male glorp to the bars of his cage. Then several maids, typically two, begin to stroke his penis.
About two meters away lies the Queen on a combination bed and platform. This assembly tilts back, with her head farthest from the glorp. When the Queen is ready, the maids stroke the glorp more vigorously.
The male glorp begins to cum. Aiming his cock is a team effort. Target A is the Queen’s "sweet spot," her vaginal area. Sometimes the maids hit it, sometimes not; the powerful rhythm of his ejaculation makes control difficult.
Soon the Queen is covered with squirming glorpian sperm. The "Maids Brigade" takes over. The Maids Brigade is about a half dozen young women, the Queen’s Maids, whose privilege it is to clean the Queen using only their lips and tongue.
The champion among the maids, the best of the best, holds the title of Prime; Prime cleans the Queen’s vulva and vagina. She brings the Queen to orgasm. Typically Prime will be most experienced woman with the longest tongue.
The Second Senior cleans the Queen’s face. The Second Senior can kiss the Queen. The position is highly sought after; the woman who is good as Second Senior is usually chosen for Prime.
There was no need for the Queen to say anything when she is finished. Her orgasm is obvious to all. The last cleaning event is the Queen’s Shower. As is the rest of the ceremony, her shower is televised. And that summarizes the Cleaning Day main event.
The ceremony this year took place in the main stadium of the planetary Capital. The television network set up a half a dozen cameras.
At high noon on Midsummer’s Day, the ceremony began. First to the microphone was the Royal Veterinarian, who announced that she had examined the glorp and pronounced him clean (Glorpian covid had presented a problem; during sex, the virus made its human victim sneeze).
Next was the Maids' Brigade. Eight beautiful young women smiled and waved as they danced out from behind the curtain. Brigadiers wore blue bikini bottoms and blue slippers.
Then entered Prime, wearing a green bikini bottom and green slippers. Prime, gorgeous at thirty-five years old, strode to center stage, looked at the crowd, thrust her arms outward , and stuck out her ample tongue, which horny female observers agreed was at least twenty cm long.
It was time for the main event. Prime took the microphone and announced, "Loyal subjects, her royal majesty, the Queen!"
The stadium crowd stood, men removed their hats, and everyone sang the festival anthem, "In Summer, When Sweet Romance Flows." As the anthem closed, out stepped the Queen from behind the curtain. Under her traditional translucent red gown you could see everything. All could see, for example, that her pubic area had been shaven for the ceremony. She stepped out of her slippers and disrobed.
The Queen strode to the upright bed. Prime took the pink festival blindfold from the end table and placed it on the Queen, then nodded to the brigadiers who handled the cranks. Gradually the bed and the Queen leaned backwards. When the bed was at the correct angle, the Queen was ready.
Meanwhile, two members of the Maids' Brigade had been busy with the glorp. He was easily coaxed to the edge of his cage by the bowl of strawberries. Once the brigadiers began rubbing and stroking his member, there was no problem keeping him within reach.
The crowd’s attention turned from the Queen to the glorp. His penis became long and stiff. Gradually, it became so big that a maid’s hand would not fit halfway around it.
Glorpian external genitalia turn almost transparent during arousal, and this glorp’s insides were exposed to the world. The maids could see both the blood vessels opening to strengthen his erection and the internal genitalia pouring additional semen into his testicles. This guy was about ready.
One brigadier planted a big, wet, sloppy kiss on the rapidly filling and growing testicle of the glorp, while the other placed a set of lighter kisses along the length of his erect member. By now, a maid’s hand could cup only a small portion the testicle.
Suddenly the maid at the testicle saw a sudden rush of semen from the internal genitalia. She knew what that meant and cried out the ancient signal, “Smug!" and thrust her fist into the air. The two maids threw their arms around his penis and held on tight, aiming as best they were able.
The flow of semen rapidly coursed through his penis: glorp-glorp-glorp. The pinkish spray easily flew the two meters to the Queen and soon filled the air with the faint scent of strawberries.
The loads of cum flew quickly. The first moistened the upper part of the royal chest, but the second landed square on the sweet spot. Soon the Queen’s torso, lower face and upper legs were blanketed in glorpian sperm. The internal body temperature of a glorp is a few degrees higher than that of a human, so his blanket was warm for the first few minutes.