“Shakespeare's a paedophile, Miss.”
Joolz was struggling to keep her class under control.
“He is not!”
“But Miss, that line about my child not seeing fourteen years. Doesn’t that mean that Juliet was only thirteen when she shagged Romeo?”
The rest of the class chimed in.
“The dirt pervert!”
“Miss, is Romeo a paedo?”
“What age was Romeo, Miss? Was he a dirty old man?”
“Enough!”
Joolz held up both hands to signal for everyone to stop talking. She glowered around the room as the once rowdy group of sixteen and seventeen-year-old A-level English students dropped their eyes and stared at their copies of Romeo and Juliet.
Joolz swept a hand through her long dark hair. She knew teaching was hard but somehow, she hadn’t expected it to be this difficult. It had seemed an easy way to make money after completing her English degree at University. Do a one-year post-graduate certificate in teaching and then she could use those long summer holidays to write her novel.
St Joseph’s secondary school was a rough school. Their catchment area included the three roughest estates in Liverpool and the School’s completion rates were amongst the lowest in the country.
She looked around the room. These kids thought they knew everything. Everything was a joke. They didn’t care or respect anyone or anything.
“No, Shakespeare wasn’t a paedophile. In Elizabethan times, people got married much younger.”
“But Miss, wasn't Shakespeare Irish?”
‘No, Ireland may have produced many great writers but they can't claim Shakespeare.”
She paused and looked at the student who had asked such a strange question. Chloe O’Donnell gazed back at her. Her green eyes shone out from under a mop of unruly curls of bright red hair.
“Um, Chloe, isn’t it? Why do you ask?”
“Well, Miss. I’d read that Queen Mab is based on Queen Meabh of Connaught. Some believed her to be a Morrigan.”
“A what-a-gan?”
Joolz had no idea what the girl was talking about. She waited for Chloe to explain.
“A Morrigan is a shapeshifter. A beautiful woman who can transform into a crow.”
The rest of the class clamoured in again.
“Naw, the Puca is the shapeshifter.”
“Is that where Puck comes from, Miss?”
“See Miss, Shakespeare just ripped off everyone. The Puca changes from a man to a horse. Shakespeare just turned him into a donkey.”
“You’re the donkey, dickhead.”
“Eeee hawww.”
“You’re wrong there. Puck turns Bottom into an ass.”
The class erupted into more laughter.
Joolz could feel herself turning red. She saw Chloe looking right at her. The girl ran her tongue over her lips without breaking eye contact with the frazzled teacher.
“Enough!”
Joolz raised both hands as well as her voice.
“Puck was not a Puca, he was a hobgoblin who turned the weaver Bottom into a donkey, or ass. Puck did not turn into a donkey and Shakespeare was not Irish.”
She paused and looked around the room. She could see a couple of them trying to suppress a snigger. Liverpool had always had a large Irish immigrant population and at least a third of the class could claim Irish ancestry. Joolz was feeling slightly out of her depth regarding Pucas and Morrigans and was determined to close the conversation down.
“Also,” she continued, “Shakespeare was not a paedophile. People got married much younger then, partly because they died much younger back then.”
She saw Chloe start to open her mouth but Joolz raised a hand to stop her.
“Finally, Queen Mab is the fairy Queen, not much larger than a gnat and not a warrior queen who could transform into animals.”
She walked back behind her desk and sat down.
“Now that we have all that cleared up, for your homework, I want you to write five hundred words on “What is the dramatic function of Mercutio's Queen Mab speech?”
She smiled at the collective outpouring of groans and pleas. As the bell rang to signal the end of the last class of the day, she raised her voice to issue her final instructions
“I want them on my desk for Friday morning. Now, off you go.”
That night, she lay sprawled on the sofa, a glass of red wine dangling from her hand as she thought back to the bizarre conversations in her Sixth form class. Chloe’s breathless recounting of Queen Meabh, the warrior Queen who seduced lover and enemy alike, able to transform into a crow and the Puca and the confusion over Puck and Bottom. She was just thinking she should find out more about Morrigans and Pucas when sleep crept upon her and the glass fell from her hand.
She woke in the darkness. A rattling at the window had woken her. It came again. She shivered. The temperature had fallen and she wished she’d crawled into bed before tiredness overtook her. The window rattled again. She stood up and walked unsteadily towards the curtains.
As soon as she put his finger on the latch, the window sprang open and a large black crow flapped its way into the room. It circled, almost like it was enraged, wings flapping as it knocked a vase over on the windowsill and a picture from the piano.
Joolz stood, enchanted, unable to move. She watched, open-mouthed as the crow circled the room several more times before finally landing on the floor and turning its head to gaze at her. With a sprinkle of fairy dust, such as had been described in the play they had read that afternoon, the crow shimmered and grew. The form elongated until it stood almost six feet tall, towering over her. As the sparkles faded away, Joolz found herself staring into the cold green eyes of a beautiful woman.
The woman smiled. Her lips parted and she ran the tip of her tongue over her lips as she stared at Joolz.
“So, I am nonsense, am I?”
Joolz swallowed.
“I am Queen Meabh, but as you see, I am much taller than a gnat.”
She lowered the hood of her cloak and a mass of red curly hair cascaded over her shoulders.
‘You English, with your mistaken views of fairies, as if we were all invented by Enid Blyton.”
Meabh stalked around Joolz, her cloak brushing the floor as she examined the nicknacks and books on the shelves in Joolz’s room.
“You should know your history, Juliet,” Meabh whispered.
Joolz winced. She’d hated being called that. The irony of teaching Shakespeare was not lost on her mother who refused to call her anything but Juliet.
“Your students are right. Shakespeare plundered Celtic mythology as blatantly as he plundered everything else. And yet, he saw fit to diminish me to the size of a gnat and made me travel in a hazelnut shell.”
She unfastened the cloak and let it fall around her ankles. She was naked underneath,
“Do I look like I’d travel in a hazelnut shell?”
Joolz ran her gaze over the fairy Queen. The mass of wavy red hair, the porcelain white skin, the blazing green eyes and ruby red lips. The woman was beautiful. Joolz wasn’t sure if it was the coldness that caused the Queen’s nipples to swell and harden but they looked good enough to eat. Her gaze dropped lower and she saw the luxurious bush of red curls.
She slowly raised her eyes again and stared at Meabh, entranced as the Queen stepped closer and ran her hands up Joolz’s arms. The girl’s arms were covered in goosebumps.
“Oh, you poor thing, you’re frozen.”
Joolz wasn’t sure how she’d lost her clothes. She was sure she’d been wearing them a moment ago but now, she too was standing naked in her bedroom. Meabh led her by the hand and took her to bed.
“Kiss me.”
Joolz was only too happy to comply with the whispered command. While she may not be ‘out out’ in public, she was pretty sure some of the pupils suspected she was a lesbian.
Meabh lay on her back and Joolz climbed on top of her, straddled her hips and she kissed the strange woman who’d appeared in her bedroom. Joolz loved to kiss. She pressed her lips against Meabh’s mouth, feeling the softness and wetness as their tongues flickered.
Joolz squirmed on the bed as they kissed, her nipples dragged across Meabh’s flesh. Every tingle sent messages directly to her core, causing her insides to contract and juices to ooze out of her. She felt her juices smearing over Meabh’s mound as the red curls tickled her shaven-smooth pussy.
Meabh’s hands reached down and caressed Joolz’s ass. She squeezed and kneaded the firm cheeks as their tongues danced in each other's mouths. Then, suddenly, without warning, Meabh rolled and Joolz found herself pinned beneath the mysterious woman.
Meabh sat back on her heels and gazed at Joolz. Her fingers teased the young teacher’s calves before she gripped Joolz’s knees and spread her open. Meabh’s head darted down and Joolz arched her back and moaned loudly as she felt Meabh’s tongue parting her lips, lapping at the juices now flooding out of her before curling around her clit and flicking it with the tip of her tongue. Meabh’s fingers moved over Joolz, spreading her lips and smearing her juices over her clit and lips as she spread her open like a flower.