When I was a high school teacher, I used to take odd jobs to supplement my income. My favorite one was working for a small business in Washington, DC, run by my friend Hector. You know those people who pretend to be statues? They paint themselves to look like they're made of steel or marble and remain motionless. It turns out there's a market for that, and people routinely hire Hector for parties. He'd stand in the corner, statuesque, holding a tray of appetizers. Occasionally, I'd join him if he had a job that required two statues. It was easy and money and interesting work: it tends to be interesting or eccentric people, and you get to listen in to their conversations.
One day, Hector got a call from Becky, who ran a dental practice. She had 15 employees, all female, and was organizing their holiday party. She requested two male statues to hold appetizer trays as the women arrived. We could leave once the party got fully underway. Becky specifically asked for handsome guys and wanted to vet us by photo.
Hector gave his standard disclaimer, "I just want to be clear; this is a fully clothed business."
She laughed and said, "Yes, it's a professional dental practice. We don't want nudity, but we don’t mind something appealing to look at."
Hector sent her our photos, and she immediately responded, "Great, thank you. Looking forward to it!" Brief, positive, and professional.
On the day of the event, we dug through his supply closet and assembled our statue costumes. Hector went Greek, painted as white marble and draped in olive branches. I was steel, entirely bright silver. I'm physically fit, with strong legs from running and good muscle tone elsewhere. To be honest, my costume wasn't much of a costume at all—just boxer briefs with my entire body painted silver.
My cock is large when erect, with a thick base that most women cannot close their hand around, yet is pretty normal-sized in its relaxed state. So I judged that in my relaxed state, my costume would be perceived as non-pornographic. Hector's costume was definitely safe, but we brought some extra clothing just in case Becky thought mine was too explicit.
When we arrived, we met Becky. She had a Wonder Woman vibe with long black hair, white skin, red lips, bright blue eyes... and the most irresistible part was the stunning hourglass, feminine body. If anything, she outdid Wonder Woman at her own game. I tried to be nonchalant, chatting to my childhood crush. She took a quick look at our costumes and immediately deemed them perfect, though she didn't give any more hints about how she felt. Again, her comments were brief, positive, and professional.
We took our positions, and the women started to arrive. As the night wore on and the liquor flowed, the atmosphere became less professional. It turned into a bunch of women on wine night. They started to get playful and raunchy. I couldn’t see what was going on with Hector—remember, I’m not supposed to turn my head—but the women were making salacious comments about my muscular legs, shoulders, neck, and jawline. Each woman upped the ante. When they'd get their appetizer, they'd run their hands up and down my arms. One of them touched my chest and stomach and reported back, "Yep, he's steel all right!"