Booting up her laptop, she lay upon her bed

Not feeling very drowsy, she went online instead

She poked her friend who lives down south, and they began to type

Both turning on their web-cams, as they logged into Skype

Setting out the ground rules, for their romantic tryst

They laid out all their sex toys, to manually assist

They set the scene with faces flushed, both full of sweet desire 

With virtual kisses hot enough, to set the screen on fire

They had to turn the volume down, the walls are very thin

As they began to role play, wearing nothing but a grin

Naked as the day they’re born, they acted out the scene

The things that they were doing, were really quite obscene

I want your face between my legs, she typed in upper case

She was on the verge of cumming, you could see it in her face

While making love in cyberspace, our two friends didn’t know

Fate was waiting around the corner, to deal the cruellest blow

Alert box flashed up on the screen, then everything turned sour

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