Dressed in a long black dress
I come with a smile
To each and everyone
Who came across the mile.

I'm sharing a hug
Or maybe a kiss
Plus an ass grab
From this naughty miss.

I'm served a drink
Smooth with a strong kick
Liquid courage
Makes me show them my dick.

It's not a reassignment
Oh, come on!
Lifting the front of my dress
It is my strap on!

With a customized harness
A vibrating dildo
It even squirts!
We'll have an O!

The looks on your faces
Smirks and amazed
I know it's unexpected
Please, don't be dazed.

There's a bonus!
Let me show you
The phallic lube bottle
It's huge in navy blue.

I need a partner
Someone who is willing
Submit to me
This could be thrilling!

I hear my name called
It sounded like a purr
Only it's humming
It said, "Myrrh."

Gazing at you
Eagerly waving
You're the lucky one
I will be bonking.

Then, an annoying ring
Dang! It's my alarm!
Was I only dreaming?
It hurt upon pinching my arm!

I feel disappointment
We can all be laughing
The joke is on me
What have I been daydreaming?