Take a look at me.
What do you see?
Go ahead, tell me.
I promise I won't break.

I am more than a pretty face
With arms and legs.
I am also more than
Protruding objects of affection.

So go ahead, take another look.
Do you see me now?
I told you, didn't I?
And you thought I was lying.

You see what you want
When you look at me.
I can tell in your eyes;
I am not fooled.

I am not a cunt,
And I don't have one either.
I am natural,
Made from the same mold as you.

I can't be bought either,
Even though you think the slot
I have will gladly accept your payment
When it does not always work that way.

If it's meat curtains you want,
I suggest you try
The butcher down the road
Because I don't have any here.

Oh, and you'll find the pussy
In the yard, in case you want to pet it.
I just didn't want you to miss it
Because I know how you so love it.

I have one of your ribs;
I am called woman,
Your opposite and lover
When I so desire.

That's what you should see
When you look at me
But I'm sure if you ever forget,
My vagina will surely help you remember!