It is still dark
I need the sun
Winter is boring
Looking for fun.

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I'm tired of weeping
Pain makes no sense
Thankful for the gift
A merch from Lovense.

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Lush 3 or Nora
Will pop my toy cherry
That's what I thought
But I got the Ferri.

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This toy wakes me up
Better than a clock
It caresses my cunt
As good as your cock.

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I wake up with pleasure
Sans noisy alarm rings
Despite the cold winter
In Saratoga Springs.

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A few minutes later
Soaking wet panties
Believe me, ladies
Especially the aunties.

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Amazing gadget
Believe it or not
Secured with a magnet
Right at the sweet spot.

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Fits in a panty
Ergonomic bump
Anatomically fits
Good for a dry hump.

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Want solo play
On the street?
No worries
It's discreet.

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Across the distance
You can let beau control
Or sync to music
Like rock 'n roll.

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Versatile vibe
Perfect for public play
Also recommended
For fantastic foreplay.

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A stroll on the trails
Groove on the dance floor
It sets me in the mood
Until I reach your door.

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As advertised
Small in size
Huge in pleasure
No need to analyze.

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Whisper quiet,
Vibration patterns
Safe and soft silicone
Surely no returns.

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One more thing
A feature, waterproof
Have your tub orgasm
Don't mind the woof.

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Now, who would have known?
A Ferri I am on
Walking to my door
I'm out on a mission.