Little Miss Muffet
Her horny wet muff it
Was longing for someone to play
When suddenly beneath her
A tongue did bequeath her
With flutters to last through the day
"A ‘Fractured Fairy Tale’ of my own (anyone remember those?)"
Little Miss Muffet
Her horny wet muff it
Was longing for someone to play
When suddenly beneath her
A tongue did bequeath her
With flutters to last through the day