I'm the watcher at the window.
I'm the surreptitious glance.
I'm the man who stands too close to you
when given half a chance.

I'm the shadow in the tree line.
I'm the tingle up your spine.
I'm the man whose cheeky banter
sometimes crosses o'er the line.

I'm that feeling of discomfort.
I'm the slimy office creep.
I'm the man who takes a picture
and then wanks himself to sleep

I'm the guy who always lingers.
I'm the dirty little liar.
I'm the one you think you hate
but whom you secretly desire.

I'm the type of man you should detest.
I'm the man who makes you sweat.
I'm the man who fuels your nightmares
but who also makes you wet

I'm the man you can't help wanting.
I'm the man that's oh so wrong.
I'm the man you know is bad for you,
but one for whom you long.