I kissed a butterfly,

My lips made her weep.

I whispered to a butterfly,

"Go not to sleep!

Just stay awake,

Why, I can make you weep!"

Butterfly kissed me back!

So I then quickly licked her,

Most tenderly and sweet.

She gushed with her excitement. 

I can not be discreet,

My heart was pouding loudly

While kneeling at her feet,

Like a suckling new born calf

Right at its mother's teat.

So I sucked sweet Butterfly,

Now she's all over me!

There's nectar on my shirt

And candy covering my chin,

Aroma therapy on my nose!

As erupting she came,

I just about froze!

Lady gave out a scream,

Gushed down to her toes!

I had to kiss Miss Butterfly

For being e'er so nice,

'cause she sweetly blessed me,

My heart, my body 'n soul,

In lovely sugar and spice.

I think the next time I see Butterfly

I'll use my great big feather!

'cause when you kiss Miss Butterfly

She changes the very weather!