It was Thanksgiving
When we first met
A day in my life
I will never forget.
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Family and friends
Everyone around
Smiles and laughters
Shared all around.
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They say it's rude
To stare at someone
I couldn't help it
It had to be done.
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She caught me staring
It made me blush
I didn't expect
A sudden crush.
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She caught my attention
In the midst of the crowd,
My eyes couldn't miss her
She had me all wowed.
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I was awed in an instant
With her genuine smiles
Why can't they be?
They reached her eyes.
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From her timid smile
To her toothy grin,
The love of my life
Where have you been?
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When I looked closer,
In her eyes
Those sapphire orbs
Looked fire and ice.
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I never knew
Those baby blues
Could melt my heart
There were no clues.
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I told myself
I need a chance
To talk to you
Maybe in a dance.
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With ample courage,
Here I come
With a racing heart
And then some.
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Champagne flutes
Held in each hand
I prayed my face
On the ground won't land.
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When I was near
I made a mess
Tripped, spilling the drinks
On your scarlet dress.
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What a shame
I had done
To a lovely lass,
My plan has gone.
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I was flustered
Deep in shame
Only myself
Is all to blame.
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I tried to help
With my handkerchief
When I felt you
I sensed mischief.
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From the shy smiles
To the toothy grins,
I think this woman
Adds to my sins.
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She took my hanky
Wiped her dress
On the part where
I made a mess.
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We kept wiping
Something was growing
Under the fabric
One of us knowing.
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I cleared my throat
Found my voice
I wanted to know
If I'll rejoice.
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I looked in her eyes
Hot and bothered
All the courage
Mustered as gathered.
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I asked her softly
She smiled at me
Pressed our hands
The fabric was soggy.
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I couldn't believe
My mouth was agape
I pressed on more
I'm trapped, no escape.
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Without further ado
Let me tell you
What I asked her
You don't have a clue.
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Between her legs
I can't disregard
I asked her why
Something was hard.
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I prayed up above
That I am wrong
But she showed me
Her own turgid schlong!
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My eyes bulged out
I sweat in beads
I'll tell you on Christmas
To where this story leads.
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If I can't tell you yet
Remind me on New Year's
I need your audience
You must be all ears.
