'Impress me

Yes, you

Standing, towering

Over little me

Cold drink in sweaty palm

One eyeball dangling in my braless dress

And one yoyo-ing from my hellish heels

To split-thighed heavenliness 

A goddess, yes

Now, little man

Tell me your dirty

Fucking filthy

Earthly plan!'

*

He straightened

Pelvis tightened

And I saw with my own eyes

His gold belt buckle rise

Distort and snap

And from the depths

A tattooed shaft

A cobra spitting venom

Rose and sprayed my virgin's cheeks

With virile vitriol

*

'I'll r-r-ram this where the sun don't shine'

I sniffed

(both at his grammar and his stammer)

'Then please choose another

As my lover daily turns me inside out

My viscera oft plays

By lurid light of sex-filled days

Now take me somewhere so obscene

I've never been!'

*

He took a sip

And narrowed eyes

Began anew

*

'With this fierce beast

I'll bruise your lips

Fast break your gleaming pristine teeth

And fork your clever tongue

For fun

Then punch your bouncing uvula

Trounce tonsils

(That I'd like to see -

I had them out when I was three)

With little fuss

Your peristaltic 'sophagus

Will stretch and split

Then I'll inject

Acidic cyanidic cum

Directly to your stomach's blackened sack

And scratch your darkest deepest itch

How's that for making love

You clever bitch?'

*

I barely shook my head

Yet Afrodite hair

Flowed everywhere

As did my dark description

*

'Hah!

My lover fucks my mouth

With war-like violence

Yet with such sensory good sense

There's ne'er a damaged cell

Glides o'er my epiglottis 

Smooth as an apostrophe

Above a missed poetic v

And plunges headlong

Into my digestive tract

Negotiates the swirling bubbling foam

That lately was my dinner

Down through thinner liquids into thicker

Past intestines large and small

Scrapes microscopic parasites from rubbery walls

And out into the world once more

With more to spare

With ease

Such are the lengths he goes to please

*

'While from my anus his cock pokes

My lover's tongue doth shine his tip

Then past his hungry lips it slips

A porno neo-classical

Ouroboros

It glides down his digestive tract

Appearing with aplomb anon at his back door

Once more I lick

My dick-stretched lips

Cock-tied in sixty-nine position

Wishing to repeat the feat

And doubly sate his sexual thirst

I take him in my mouth again

And suck until his bollocks burst

Voluminous cum

Flows past my gums

And lubricates the twists and turns -

The friction burns -

Along his lengthy violation 

Of my orgying organs

Skewered through from mouth to arse

And back again

With ecstasy, the perfect aching pain!'

*

'Well I...' he sneered

I interjected

'I'm not done!'

And then with a prodigious tongue

I tied him up

Prepared a noose

*

'This tongue

The one you hang upon

Laps at his balls

Then spears his cock-stretched sphincter

Travels retrograde

And squeezes up through well-lubed tubes'

He proffered quite sarcastically

'Don't burst his poor appendix!'

(that I'd like to see - 

he had it out when he was six)

'Seeking the light

I push, I fight

From arse to throat

And joust within his mouth

Two tongues

One language

Leaves his lips

And tumbles on my gaping gash

He probes

I slash

And burn within his loving all-consuming grasp'

*

'Fuck off!

What man performs such feats?

You lying bitch!'

I drew a leaden breath

And aimed it at his empty barrel chest

'Man? Who said he was human?

Would a goddess such as I

Invite a mortal cock between these lips?

Between these heavenly thighs?'

He feigned bravado

Laughed aloud then sneered

I simply puckered up

And promptly disappeared

*****