This poem’s not for children, of that I am sure -
it’s written just for grown-ups - for people mature.
Want a pussy and prick in a scene with a fuck?
If you’re old enough, then you might just be in luck.
So here is the story of a woman on a date,
whose evening progressed to a far different fate.
One night in the bar of the Palace Hotel,
a woman was waiting in increasing hell.
She’d chosen a dress (that took all of her nerves) -
it was ruby red, silky, and showed off her curves.
From the barman, she ordered a fancy cocktail -
a change from her usual plain ginger ale.
She sipped on her drink, looked around the large space,
desperately searching for a familiar face.
At age forty-eight, she had decided to date
a guy met online that she thought could be great.
Every day for two weeks, they did correspond,
and she felt that they’d made a particular bond.
But she waited and waited, though nobody came.
Perhaps to him, she was just only a game?
She’d hoped for a fun night of pleasure and lust
with someone, she thought, she was ready to trust.
She wanted a nice cock to fill up her muff.
Did the universe think her request was too tough?
Instead, she decided to look ‘round the room
for someone to help her get out of her gloom.
Five likely gentlemen stood out for her -
To the first man who sat near a tall douglas fir.
He looked about eighteen, a nervous young buck.
Perhaps he’d be willing to give her a fuck?
But then she noticed him looking at her,
and immediately from this, she could now infer
that he was an innocent - naive, immature -
and if she invited him, he wouldn’t be sure.
“You’ll get it up quick, and you’ll get it up fast,
but already I know that for long it won’t last,”
she thought to herself as she sipped on her drink.
And he looked away sharply when given a wink.
Four men remained. Could they do it for her?
So onto the next man to consult and confer.
She looked at his trouse; there was a vast bulge -
something of size in which she could indulge.
But suddenly, she came over with a feeling of fear,
“what if he put that big thing in my rear?”
She knew it wouldn’t fit as she’d tried it before
with a great massive dildo she kept in a drawer.
“Your penis is hefty, and your penis is vast,
but to have that inside me wound not be a blast!”
She thought to herself as she sipped on her drink.
And away from him walked, as he started to shrink.
Three men were left - stocks were getting quite low.
Could this one be her brand new temporary beau?
Seductively this man stood by a window,
but she disappointedly noticed what wasn’t below.
His trousers were leather, as tight as can be,
but nothing was bulging to make her go “whee!”
It was flat as a pancake, of this she was sure,
so this was a man who had lost all allure.
“Your penis is tiny, and your penis is small -
I can see that you won’t satisfy me at all,”
she thought to herself as she sipped on her drink.
The choices were starting to very much stink.
Two men remained. Would either of them do
for her in the morning to say fond “adieu”?
The next guy was older, about seventy, she thought,
who probably bargained her time could be bought.
He looked like a man who’d been married for years
but whose wife probably left him for sexier peers.
And likely he’d swallow a tiny blue pill
in order to give her the faintest small thrill!
“You know what you’re doing, and you’ve done it before,
but your moves are quite limited - they’re probably a bore,”
she thought to herself as she sipped on her drink,
thinking that she was now reaching the brink.
One man to go, could he possibly be
the one who could fill her with fun and with glee?
This guy, sitting quietly, was reading a book
right next to the fire in a cosy small nook.
He noticed her staring and gave her a smile,
and beckoned her to join him - to sit for a while.
They talked, and they chatted - it soon became clear
that he’d been secretly admiring her, especially her rear.
As flirting began, he set down his book,
together becoming quite hot in the nook.